Five Go Mad In London

[BogMyrtle]

Ta daaaa.
Welcome to our new home .

I'm drinking low-cal tonic water with lots of ice.
I've been trying to low-carb too because it's the quickest way to flatten my stomach (3-4 days) but I've got a sweet tooth so it's very hard to stick to.

Who's this hypnolady then?

Same here re sweet tooth, I know you can have sugar free jelly on low-carb but just not the same as say, a bounty, or some green and blacks, or a creme egg

Creme Egg . They're evil.

I went to her last year, she does the same I suppose as Paul McKenna - you have a session each week where you are put into a state of relaxtion and receptiveness and given suggestions about your eating habits and she throws in a bit of NLP at the end to boost your self-esteem. No diet and no special foods - but I lost a stone in 6 weeks without even consciously trying and felt really good about myself. I should have carried on going but I am going to go back. It's the only way I've lost weight ever without restricting myself in one way or another, amazing really.

Are they? Why what have I missed? Is it a Nestle thing

Am a fool. Of course they are Cadburys! Why evil then? Evil as in lovely??

I don't tend to crave sweet things...tbh I don't tend to have cravings. My appetite disappears. One standby I used to have was double cream whipped with some splenda and about a teaspoon of cocoa. Very yummy.

I too can eat badly when I low-carb.
Today I didn't have any breakfast and only started to feel hungry while we were on a trip to the vets and dd started singing a song about roast potatoes and cheese . We nipped into tesco's and bought dd a sandwich; I grabbed a pot of egg mayo sandwich filling and some crispy cooked bacon to scoop it out with . We had macadamia nuts for pudding.
This evening I had 2 lamb chops and a minute amount of broccoli.
Will have to make the effort tomorrow to have salad for lunch, and more veg with tea.
Must do some exercise too.

Evil as in loads of chocolate hollowed out with a load of sugar crammed into the middle. They have to be the least healthy food on the planet (but lovely too, especially the yellow bit).

Oh well then yes agree, evil, evil, spawn of the devil - but ultimately lovely! I've never done drugs of any kind but the rush you get after stuffing a creme egg (and the terrible, awful guilty bloated come down five minutes later) is probably very similiar

Now then..

Lee and Rufus Sewell - lookylikeys? Your thoughts please

Nay, don't like RF at all.

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Duh, RS.

slightly wonky eye hasn't he? So perfect as he always plays a baddie

because is movieworld baddies always seem to have a slightly wonky eye..

in not is!

And an English accent, whatever part of the world they're in.

yes and a need to explain their actions fully and at length immediately before exacting ultimate and final revenge - leaving just enough time for the protagonist to escape/fight back/be rescued lol

FLATTEN YOUR STOMACH
(Berrie rols on floor laughing in a manic way)
My stomach has not been flat since I was about 8!

Sorry realise that you have moved on in conversation!

Right...just needeed to interject that...now I'm off to bed....It's very, VERY LATE!

Ooh, Berrie, very late night

Well, bath didn't go as swimmingly as planned...
..(warning tmi)... very small bathroom. very hot and enticing bath. removal of tampon. lost grip. wide arc ending in a splashdown in said bath. gagging. grabbing. sinking to the bottom. fishing out. running fresh bath. finally get into bath. realise after an hour that i forgot to take necklace off. necklace made of black thread with stones tied on. exit bath after 1.5 hours resembling aged albino prune with frankensteinesque suture/cut here black marks around neck
....am currently recovering with an extra small large whisky

That was too much information wasn't it? Have I frightened you all away?

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