Oh FFS sake she'd hang my DD out to dry in 3 seconds. Not only does she not get dressed in 5 minutes, but she renegotiates the outfit. No DD you can't wear that. Nanny got that out for you and that is what you are going to wear. Eleusis goes back to her room to finish getting ready for work. Guess what DD is wearing? YEs, a nice cosy jumper meant for December... and what is the temperature today. Nanny walks out and say DD, that's too hot for today. I say "I know, she's yours now."
Yes, this all happened in the span of about 7 minutes this morning.
She also changes her pyjamas after she goes to bed and you turn the lights out.