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Is it going to be OK to talk about being a Poly here?

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Iamapolytoo · 30/08/2009 10:32

Is it going to be OK to talk about being a Poly here? (FFMM quad with children).

I got sucked into a thread elsewhere in Mumsnet but it didn't seem to be going anywhere, in fact it got quite nasty.

It isn't clear to a newbie like me where more unusual lifestyles get discussed

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jeminthepantry · 30/08/2009 14:11

SomeGuy...probably...looks that way today anyway....

drlove8 · 30/08/2009 14:11

brown paper and an iron - invaluable for removing candlewax ..... mabey not the best thing to mention to a crowd of loons group into s&m .

RumourOfAHurricane · 30/08/2009 14:12

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sorky · 30/08/2009 14:13

4+

BitOfFun · 30/08/2009 14:14

My pantry is quite disappointing really, drlove. I need to have a good rummage in it later.

drlove8 · 30/08/2009 14:14

think 4 kids is classed as a lrage family LOF. bof doesnt have 4 cause shes too busy having fun shoving snooker balls/oranges into orafices, to do some baby-makeing.

drlove8 · 30/08/2009 14:16

rummage away BOF! - JUST DONT COME NEAR ME WITH YOUR ORANGES!

Mamazon · 30/08/2009 14:16

it was the frequent insertion that caused the melting which gave us the wax shiney....gawd can't believe you've forgotten

drlove8 · 30/08/2009 14:17

sorry i prefer my orafices filled with dh /or cake (depending which one) lol.

BitOfFun · 30/08/2009 14:18

But surely we can include adults? Maureen from over the road pops in for a cup of tea sometimes- it adds considerably to the strain with all the hormones you know!

LadyOfTheFlowers · 30/08/2009 14:18

okies - thanks.

Was wondering as when I do the school run (where a lot of the families only have 1 child) with 4,3 and 8m old, a lot of the parents assume I am a childminder.

'Are all those children yours?!'

'Erm.... yes. I haven't nicked them'

drlove8 · 30/08/2009 14:19

insertion of candles, ???? you lot are depraved , depraved i tell you ....

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drlove8 · 30/08/2009 14:21

wonders if the OP is really just in need of some nice thick new candles?. i hear yankee do nice flavoured sented ones.

BitOfFun · 30/08/2009 14:22

You are focussing far too much on the sexual aspects of all this, drlove, in fact I'm going to report you!

We have just come here to discuss some of the issues our lifestyle throws up

TheDMshouldbeRivened · 30/08/2009 14:22

go away all you teeny tiny family types

Mamazon · 30/08/2009 14:23

yes indeed.
All i want to know is how other people cope with the awful chaffing. leather plays havoc with my nipples

drlove8 · 30/08/2009 14:23

well i aint had any since dh hurt his ahem back .... frustration init?...... mabey i do need some candles myself?

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thedollshouse · 30/08/2009 14:26

I thought from the thread title that the OP was wondering whether she was welcome on MN because she only got into a Polytechnic.

drlove8 · 30/08/2009 14:26

mamazon , can u not soften leather with something? might not chafe too much then?
does vasaline work? , you must have some lying about in your pantry somewhere?

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drlove8 · 30/08/2009 14:27

RIVEN - they are staying on account of their large families of oranges! (plus this is sooo funny)

jeminthepantry · 30/08/2009 14:28

You lot need to clear off out of the pantry...I've been alone here for months and now THIS? FFS

Mamazon- just keep at what you're doing, the skin toughens up eventually...