Mumsnet could do better (la quatrième partie): cheese wars and chickens

[79Helene]

Merailers assemble! The doors are open for part 4!

Thanks Marie ❤️

https://www.timesofisrael.com/liveblog_entry/un-rights-chief-calls-for-probe-into-hamas-execution-of-six-hostages/

How on earth did it take three days, of which at least two were working days, for them to post this? And then to not even call them terrorists, and to basically say "if that's what happened, it would be a war crime". There is no fucking 'if' about it. Hamas are not only not denying it, they're openly saying that's what happened and saying they'll provide footage of the victims' last words! Yet this UN department can't even bring themselves to acknowledge it.

Absolutely fucking outrageous. I'm so, so angry.

Fixed it for them.

Footage of their last words?
I would curse hamas to hell but I think they're well on their way there already.

@SababaToo good luck with the move and many years of happiness in your new home.

@stonecutter you're obviously going to have to get your child this for his birthday / Chanukah / Christmas / random Friday

Ohh he would absolutely love this. I think I'll be too excited for his birthday so it will have to be a random Friday present. I will use this to train him up until he is a sumo wrestling champion.

What even just happened on the thread on site stuff 😭😭😭

I genuinely do admire the honesty - she's just saying what some posters on the other board have been skirting around for 11 months but know how to play the talk guidelines.

And the hypocrites make me want to vomit.

Such an aggressively anti-Semitic tirade though 😳 Maybe they were playing anti-Semitism bingo? In which case we definitely have a winner.

The poster claiming all "traditional" Catholic women stay at home and wear dresses is ridiculous too. It reminds me of that poster a few months ago who claimed all "traditional" Jewish women are made to sleep on the floor by their husbands 😂

Indeed. Wowsers.

Being made to sleep on the floor 🤦🏻‍♀️ People are so stupid.

Wait, your husband doesn't make you sleep on the floor? How can he disregard such a traditionally Jewish tradition?

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Are we supposed to sing a Yiddish show tune too before we get on floor?

Yes. As it has been written.

Yes, you sing a show tune before lying down on the floor with a sheet with a hole in it. This is pretty basic stuff.

I'm not sure I'll be singing, I'll hum along. My Duolingo Lingo Yiddish is more at the strength of looking for cats in pyramids. It's not a practical course so far.

Does anyone know.of any helpful books on it? The recommended one is over £100.

Cats in pyramids 😂😂😂😂😂 I actually can't cope with how random Duolingo is.

I don't have any advice for you though, sorry!

I missed everything over Shabbat! What happened?!

also sleeping in the floor - what?! That’s a new one on me… have I been jewishing wrong all these years?!😑