Shag or die - which MP would you

[MusterMix]

male or female ( as there is a poor pool)

Policy I am worried about you. A few months ago you admitted to wanting to lick Norman Baker's face and now you declare love for Evan Harris. I cannot think of two more difficult and humourless men. I bet that even in bed they would both retain their hard-working-but-cross-at-the-state-of-the-world expressions.

THat's exactly the kind of man I like

Tell me the dirt on Evan, g'wan. Doesn't his passionate advocacy of a woman's right to choose get you hot? Just a little? Or his magnificent rejection of Clegg's student loan proposals on the basis that the manner in which they had been proposed clearly flouted the LibDems' long-established policy-making mechanism?

It's not fair that you get to rub wotsits with all these unimaginably hot men, whereas I have to make do with measly home pages and a little light stalking.

Rub wotsits! Rub wotsits??? I can proudly say that I have NEVER rubbed wotsits with any of the "unimaginably hot men" in either House. Ever. Thank God.

That job is wasted on you A sea of slightly clammy nylon-encased manhood and you don't want to dive in!

MN are going to show this to GB as an example of our political astuteness and investigative questioning, right?

bump, just in case Gordon misses it.

Perhaps I should be upset, but frankly I know my place.

cor that john hemming, he's hot innit

Not an MP yet, but next year our MP will be Zak Goldsmith, yum

I had a bizarre dream last night involving Lembit Opik and I blame you lot