Shag or die - which MP would you

[MusterMix]

male or female ( as there is a poor pool)

DC has three children which suggests more going on than a bump and a trademark.

Boris is a thought. I was playing this by the rules - he's not an MP anymore. Hmm, Boris, Dave, Boris, Dave....

Nah, gonna have to be Dave. But his wife is terribly slender, my thighs might come as a shock to him.

I won't be able to even look at Lembit Opik now

Boris?!

Can I have Alastair Campbell too please?

He is on my list.

Oh yes, Boris... I so would...

Good grief, it's hard to think of a single one that could even begin to float the old boat. Ken Clarke maybe, he looks as if he's up for a laugh. Or maybe he'd just want to listen to jazz, smoke cigars and have some port (would settle for that, really).

Alastair isn't an MP missie. Play by the rules.

Do you know Lembik then Thefoosa?

Bet you can smell him a mile off!

Lol!!! I said Lembit way down the thread AS A JOKE.

Please could I point out in a pedantic manner that Alastair Campbell is not an MP.

Bibbi - you fancied the big cheese!

Boris????

Take that hair away and you just have a fat, egotistical, adulterous, self-serving, duplicitous, XXXXXXXX, ugly, middle aged (have I missed anything out?) man.

Ugh.

You'd be better off with Jeffrey Archer.

< pukes >

< loudly >

XXXXXXXX = what's the word for someone who thinks the electorate is stupid? (apart from "politician" of course)

If it was Shag, Marry or Die, then I would def marry Ken Clarke (inspired, TigerBitesAgain) but it's not. Oh.

I think i would die, cant think of any that i could, yuck!

You'd never see him DIB. His private office had three numbers for him in case of emergency, two of them were pubs!

Ken Clarke needs to know that if your tie no longer reaches your waistband you need to

a) go on a diet

or

b) start buying ties from the "Long Ties for Big Fat Bastards" company.

'tis all he needs to do

Some of us, being middle aged ourselves, actually quite fancy middle aged men balloon. But I definitely wouldn't do Boris. Ken Clarke more likely.

Hmmm, would you?

I don't disagree bibbity. I just said he needs to do something about his ties.

A girl needs some standards, if low . . .

MM - re. lovely voice, talking sense: was it Frank Field?

here at the start, although not sounding as lovely as he did on R4 the other night

Actually you put "middle aged" in a list of Boris's unattractive qualities. And he's younger than me .

With the lights off Ken Clarke would probably be OK. He'd take you out for a bloody good meal and get you proper pissed first, which would help. As long as he didn't start wibbling on about Europe we'd get on fine.

I do quite fancy David Cameron though. I've had wine so I'll admit it.

Ken Clarke. Sexiest man in parliament. (I wouldn't marry him, his wife's far too nice.)

But that could be a good thing in a marriage, MM.

Whilst he was drinking I could be, erm, entertaining.

MNHQ are never going to get any MPs on live chats again after this...

There are some candidates here: www.torybear.com/2009/03/guest-post-top-10-sexiest-male-mps.html