Shag or die - which MP would you

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male or female ( as there is a poor pool)

or inspector clouseau muster

he he nice tache, I still would though if desperate

what about ole Presedente Tone, he's looking good now he jumped ship

Ed Vaisy is fat and wears very sloaney shirts.

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It's amazing the 648 ugly people all happen to work in such close proximity to each other.

I'll do Obama.

pmsl stew but so true as we are struggling to find a shag in th whole of parliament.

lembit? What are you like?

Lembit!!!!?? [vomit type emotion]

he's very popular with the laydeez though

I know somebody that shagged lembit - he has hygiene issues down there

David Cameron is too much like this character for me. You'd get his pants off and only find a bump and a trademark.

I quite like Gordon Brown, although I get the feeling you'd only get porridge for breakfast. With salt on.

John Prescott has an appeal. Anyone who can punch a Tory with a mullet and stonewashed jeans in the kisser is never going to totally lose his attraction.

But you would be having a cheeky girl's scraps - nope i don't think so.

I used to know Ed Vaisey. He is quite dishy.

ROFL @ 'porridge for breakfast. With salt on.'

I just read this title out to DH, who reckons that it would be Cameron, for sure (I assume he meant for me, rather than him). He did suggest I should stay away from Boris Johnson though 'cos if he tried to cook breakfast the morning after, he would probably burn the house down by mistake....

nancy66 - a smeg prob?

Now I'm concerned, initially it was just a shag now all this talk of breakfast is making me concerned I'd have to stay the night

Oh Ballonslayer - you couldn't stay the night - the walk of shame is bad enough under normal circs, but a walk of shame from number 10 would be social suicide...

Hilary Benn. He's not attractive but he's a lovely, lovely man.

seeyounexttuesday - got it in one.

Hmm, that may be Queenie, but Hilary is not a name that lends itself to being screamed in a frenzy.

Adam Afriyie?

daisydora I hope you understand that a breakfast of "porridge with salt on" was not intended as a euphemism.

Actually I think it would be a fairly sedate affair DIB. No screaming necessary.

Death before dishonour here. None of them are worth the doing.