Shag or die - which MP would you

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male or female ( as there is a poor pool)

i once saw Boetang int eh street
not oswald , the MP
he was ok
this was about 20 years ago when tbh I was impressed he had earphones things in

I agree with torybear about one thing, William Hague does have a sexy voice. He does honestly. Listen to him on Today and you'll get my point.

That Adam Afirye is a bit yum, actually. I think he should have the running pic on his home page.

Whoops, so I did put middle-aged in my slagging off of Boris!

I am also middle-aged .

How old is he again?

45

I reckon with Boris it will be all public school fumblings

My husband went to a public school. He doesn't fumble.

my family are from public school stock and probably all fumble

Just checked and Boris is THREE MONTHS OLDER THAN MEEEEEEE

Hahahahahahahaaaaaa

The ancient buffooning bastard.

Went right off him after watching a programme that filmed him ruffling his hair madly whenever he was talking to a woman but never when talking to a man. I mean. yeurch.

His hair is the only attractive thing about him; he knows it, and so draws attention to it all the time so he can pull more women and cheat on his poor wife all the more. What a prince! I would iike to shave it all off (head only).

Putin
after he's whisked me across the
tundra on hi white stallion

wgat is boris date of birth? am thinking he is younger than me

19 july 1964

same year as me but he is older!

vlad

oi nancy, hands off Eddie Vaiey, he is mine

Paul Boateng

merde, the children have knackered teh last letter of the alphabet on our keyboard.

Oops, someone's already done Paul Boateng. So to speak.
Boris is six weeks older than me. And he's a shocker.

i guess i couldn't be too fussy if my life depended on it - however if zac goldsmith becomes mp he would be top of my list!

I love everything about evan harris

[[http://www.streathamlabour.org.uk/ chuka umunna], PPC, is quite toothsome. Plus he's working hard for Streatham, which is nice.

chuka umunna, sorry

Is Stephen Byers still knocking about? He used to be my Law tutor and I would have then! . It was 20 years ago mind.....

Andy Burham. Would willingly volunteer - no shag or die ultimatum needed.

Here's the DM's take on the subject

I'd prefer Anne Widdecombe myself!

but they is forrin