Shag or die - which MP would you

[MusterMix]

male or female ( as there is a poor pool)

cameron cos i bet he is really dirty

oh no
he would look all pained in Vital Moments.

Why is this 'In the news'. Which party has proposed that this game becomes law when they're elected? I may vote for them.

LOl.
it seems the right place.

Miliband

he would be proper filthy

Andy Burnham is doable. lol at this being 'In the News'

which is the diddy one who looks like a prefect?

Ed balls= needs a less new romantic haircut.
bill clinton
does he count?

i would rather die than shag william hague though.

but apprnetly rather charmant in rl and LOADEd

sunt, what if you put a bag on his head ?

a dick is a dick

although I suspect that his dick will look very much like his head

oh God - not Ed Balls: he IS Buzz Lightyear, as far as I'm concerned

Ed Vaizey

Ben Bradshaw (except he bats for the other side).

DP says Caroline Flint which I am appalled to hear as she is a super bitch. After lots of heckling he has therefore changed to Jenny Willott.

Lembit

int he past of course we had the Adonises
Jeffo Archer adn kilroy silk to choose from..

William Hague is very tall and surprisingly charismatic. And as Muster said, rich.

I'd go for Super Dave too.

Sara Teather, yum

scary - i may sit on his face if both ends are that similar

Nope - couldnt do it, its the voice as well, "the consevative puhtee"

Gordon (with gusto)

Another vote for Andy Burnham, meant to be v lovely in real life too.

Mind you John Prescott had a bit of a Brando smoulder on him when he was young, but I'd need a time machine, wouldn't touch him without one.

Mind you if i sat on his face i wouldnt have to hear his voice. Suppose thats a good thing. Very tall? Really? He looks tiny.

no no in that photo he looks like old wagner roberto

Milliband...can't believe I have actually typed that.

This thread is hilarious

so dos clinton count
OR OR OR OR

I bag JFK

ill cure his back problem