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Russell Brand 🤢🤮 in the Docky Wock

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U53rName · 21/10/2026 14:11

Credit to @thebrowncatisback for the title. Original thread is here: www.mumsnet.com/talk/in_the_news/5589048-russell-brand?callback=in&code=YTEWYJJJMZQTMJFHNS0ZNDI5LTK3N2QTZWJHYWNHZJGXNZA2&page=39&state=aa7521b41da5458084d85ced7c73c27d

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CoconutSwirl · 21/10/2026 14:27

Well done @U53rName

AskingQuestionsAllTheTime · 21/10/2026 14:28

Thanks for the new thread; I really don't want to subject myself to seeing Brand being Holy in the dock, even by accident, but I am keen to know how this case goes, so threads here are a godsend.

eastegg · 21/10/2026 14:30

The old one isn’t full yet. I just posted on it!

AskingQuestionsAllTheTime · 21/10/2026 14:32

eastegg · 21/10/2026 14:30

The old one isn’t full yet. I just posted on it!

Yes, so did I, but thanking someone for having done something I am grateful for is surely acceptable?

eastegg · 21/10/2026 14:46

AskingQuestionsAllTheTime · 21/10/2026 14:32

Yes, so did I, but thanking someone for having done something I am grateful for is surely acceptable?

Edited

Good grief, I was only letting people know that as it’s not full, they may find answers/comments to their posts still. It was just by way of saying ‘don’t miss what’s still going on over there’. If I wanted to comment that you’ve said something unacceptable I’d quote you, I’ve said no such thing.

AskingQuestionsAllTheTime · 21/10/2026 14:55

Thanks for clarifying. I have been jumped on a couple of times recently, so I am probably being over-sensitive.

MorwennaIII · 21/10/2026 14:59

Fifth complainant: ‘We’re not here to discuss my morality’. Too bloody right. There’s been a lot of cross-examination bordering on the ‘well you were wearing a short skirt, what did you expect’. How depressing.

Darkershadeofpink · 21/10/2026 15:03

I’ve been following the case and the interesting legal points. As an aside his house decor says a lot about him. What an emotionally cold and dark place he lived in. Are psychological reports on him needed in any way? I hope this also changes the way we view ‘celebrity’.

eastegg · 21/10/2026 15:32

AskingQuestionsAllTheTime · 21/10/2026 14:55

Thanks for clarifying. I have been jumped on a couple of times recently, so I am probably being over-sensitive.

Edited

Ok.

As it turns out, you were actually a poster I was replying to (your question about previous character) when the new thread was starting, so one of the posts on the older thread I didn’t want to get ignored.

billysboy · 21/10/2026 15:34

hes a vile pos

EvieBB · 21/10/2026 17:03

😂😂😂fab title!

KidsDoBetter · 21/10/2026 17:48

Darkershadeofpink · 21/10/2026 15:03

I’ve been following the case and the interesting legal points. As an aside his house decor says a lot about him. What an emotionally cold and dark place he lived in. Are psychological reports on him needed in any way? I hope this also changes the way we view ‘celebrity’.

It's literally just how I'd have imagined his house to be in the earlyt 2000s. So grim and cliched - black and purple. As gross as him.

KidsDoBetter · 21/10/2026 17:53

MThe next set of owners didn't improve it much either ... money can't buy you taste necessarily. They hadn't changed the bathroom much either last time it was on the market. www.rightmove.co.uk/house-prices/details/89ca4883-8501-4e06-bcc5-0d130ed72636

Russell Brand 🤢🤮 in the Docky Wock
thebrowncatisback · 21/10/2026 18:19

Thanks for the new thread

thebrowncatisback · 21/10/2026 18:25

No black toilet roll in the photo

thebrowncatisback · 21/10/2026 18:40

They surely have to have to have to find him guilty of the two rapes

perhaps the assault complaints are harder to prove

JazzyAmbs · 21/10/2026 18:58

The amount of people defending him on social media - especially women - is shocking.

thebrowncatisback · 21/10/2026 19:56

I cannot believe that people think these women stand to gain something from making false allegations

has anyone ever become rich and famous off the back of being attacked?

Mamamia35 · 21/10/2026 22:17

Why is there not a balance in the sex of the jury members in trials like this? Are they picked out of a hat?

AskingQuestionsAllTheTime · 21/10/2026 22:23

Mamamia35 · 21/10/2026 22:17

Why is there not a balance in the sex of the jury members in trials like this? Are they picked out of a hat?

Randomly selected from the electoral register, and then randomly selected for each court from the pool of potential jurors that day.

https://insidehmcts.blog.gov.uk/2024/05/07/understanding-the-jury-selection-process/

"How Jurors Are Selected" section, scroll down to it.

LizzieSiddal · 21/10/2026 22:48

I’ve been following the trial, it’s absolutely shocking to read what these poor women have been through because of that POS.

I hope he’s put in prison for a very long time.

Mamamia35 · 21/10/2026 23:05

Look up YouTube Sunday Service with the Brands. Completely bizarre.

SwedishEdith · 21/10/2026 23:08

Mamamia35 · 21/10/2026 22:17

Why is there not a balance in the sex of the jury members in trials like this? Are they picked out of a hat?

Just listened to this about jury selection.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m0033fvr?partner=uk.co.bbc&origin=share-mobile

Fame Under Fire - Brand: Day 1 - Jury Selection - BBC Sounds

Anoushka reports from Southwark Crown Court as jury selection gets underway.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m0033fvr?origin=share-mobile&partner=uk.co.bbc

eastegg · 21/10/2026 23:09

thebrowncatisback · 21/10/2026 19:56

I cannot believe that people think these women stand to gain something from making false allegations

has anyone ever become rich and famous off the back of being attacked?

It’s a heady mix of being thick yet very confident, and misogynistic. Thick, confident misogynists. But mainly just thick. As if someone would think ‘yes, there’s money to be made from that thing that happened 20 years ago, when he stuck his head between my legs and breathed on me, even though I consented to it I’ll now say that I didn’t. And even though I’m a liar, I won’t lie to make it any worse than breathing on me between my legs, and I’ll say that there were two of RB’s team there who will side with him, just to make it harder for me to prove what I’m saying’. Same with the other women, look at that awful anal rape count. For your mind to go to ‘she’s lying about it for money’ I actually think there would have to be something wrong in the head.

LizzieSiddal · 21/10/2026 23:15

Mamamia35 · 21/10/2026 23:05

Look up YouTube Sunday Service with the Brands. Completely bizarre.

I watched some of that today and was really shocked at the fact he’s talking about the trial and the media’s reaction to it.
I suspect the prosecution are also watching, he’s sailing very close to the wind talking about a trial he’s involved in, whilst it’s happening. He’s probably hoping he’s found in contempt of court and the trial gets delayed/stopped. He’s an arch manipulator isn’t he.

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