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U53rName · 21/10/2026 14:11

Credit to @thebrowncatisback for the title. Original thread is here: www.mumsnet.com/talk/in_the_news/5589048-russell-brand?callback=in&code=YTEWYJJJMZQTMJFHNS0ZNDI5LTK3N2QTZWJHYWNHZJGXNZA2&page=39&state=aa7521b41da5458084d85ced7c73c27d

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LizzieSiddal · 22/10/2026 16:21

Just read the update today on the trial, witness statements for her parents and a friend. All three say she told them she had been raped by RB, and she had to stay with her parents for several months after the attack because she was so upset. Her father talks about how she told him as he was driving her somewhere, just after the event but he’d only recently found out it was anal rape. My heart breaks for that poor woman.

This evidence means the jury will have to decide this woman has lied to her best friend, her mum, dad, the police and the court. Or they believe RB. I know who I believe.

mids2019 · 22/10/2026 16:52

LizzieSiddal · 22/10/2026 16:21

Just read the update today on the trial, witness statements for her parents and a friend. All three say she told them she had been raped by RB, and she had to stay with her parents for several months after the attack because she was so upset. Her father talks about how she told him as he was driving her somewhere, just after the event but he’d only recently found out it was anal rape. My heart breaks for that poor woman.

This evidence means the jury will have to decide this woman has lied to her best friend, her mum, dad, the police and the court. Or they believe RB. I know who I believe.

Yeah it looks damning.

However the defence will argue there is still no definitive proof of lack of consent despite the appalling nature of the sex (no witnesses). I also think the defence will look to the complainants mental health and general psychological state. There are suggestions the complainant was an alcoholic at one point, she had drank heavily during one encounter and had drank before the alleged attack. Obviously drinking would potentially limit exact remembrance of events which plays into the defence's hands. There is also the fact she engaged in meaningless sexual activity while still with a boyfriend. The defence may argue that the huge shame and the result of the utter humiliation by Brand, coupled with uncertain mental health, may have conflated extremely regretful and painful sex with rape with seeing herself as a victim as a psychological escape route. Also looking at the media stream a lot of people were telling her it was rape with the suggestion she may have been undecided in her own mind.

I just feel with this amount of evidence why was Brand not adviced to plead guilty and show remorse with a view to sentencing unless his KC has a strategy? I dont think Brand will stand as he can't say anything to make himself look better abmnd at this point it would be a bad idea from his perspective....

I do belive the woman I am just conjecturing on what the defence will look like and I dont think it is going to be pretty.

Quitworkstartgardening · 22/10/2026 16:57

There’s an old comedy show clip where 2 female police are interviewing a man about a robbery.
Why were you wearing expensive clothes if you didn’t want to get robbed sir?
So your rolex was literally hanging out of your sleeve? (Eye roll)
But isn’t it true you have given a watch as a gift previously sir?
How exactly was the robber supposed to know you didn’t want him to take your watch?
Why didn’t you scream and fight back - can’t you see that would have been confusing for him if you didn’t?
Etc etc

Favouritefruits · 22/10/2026 17:20

thebrowncatisback · 22/10/2026 13:53

Im not a Christian but i applaud their values and invoking the bible and christianity is offensive

I know it’s not about the trial but I was talking to my friend (vicars wife) about the trial and she said he will still get to go to heaven as Jesus died for his sins! I’m not a Christian but surely this is not true? Why do people believe this crap if people like RB will forgiven?

Piglet89 · 22/10/2026 17:23

Favouritefruits · 22/10/2026 17:20

I know it’s not about the trial but I was talking to my friend (vicars wife) about the trial and she said he will still get to go to heaven as Jesus died for his sins! I’m not a Christian but surely this is not true? Why do people believe this crap if people like RB will forgiven?

@Favouritefruitsto quote Father Jack: “That would be an ecumenical matter”.

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KidsDoBetter · 22/10/2026 17:25

Really really hope that he takes the stand. As others have said it will be his final decision not counsel's - here's hoping his arrogance prevails.. But they will surely advise against for all the reasons mentioned. It could be his downfall if he does.

Today seemed to go well from what was reported. The level of trauma reported from numerous contemporaneous / ensuing years' witnesses really strengthens Complainant 5's testimony IMO. It very much detracts from the defence's narrative of "the Dispatches doc has caused a rewriting of history by some who had consensual sex or contact with him that they ultimately regretted". The only slight negative was the ex-boyfriend who appeared to have said in his original statement that she had "given in" to the anal sex. But he subsequently reframed that to succumbed rather than active consent (my paraphrasing).

God I will be gutted if none of the charges succeed.

U53rName · 22/10/2026 17:29

KidsDoBetter · 22/10/2026 17:25

Really really hope that he takes the stand. As others have said it will be his final decision not counsel's - here's hoping his arrogance prevails.. But they will surely advise against for all the reasons mentioned. It could be his downfall if he does.

Today seemed to go well from what was reported. The level of trauma reported from numerous contemporaneous / ensuing years' witnesses really strengthens Complainant 5's testimony IMO. It very much detracts from the defence's narrative of "the Dispatches doc has caused a rewriting of history by some who had consensual sex or contact with him that they ultimately regretted". The only slight negative was the ex-boyfriend who appeared to have said in his original statement that she had "given in" to the anal sex. But he subsequently reframed that to succumbed rather than active consent (my paraphrasing).

God I will be gutted if none of the charges succeed.

Was the BF there? How TF would he know? 🤦‍♀️

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AskingQuestionsAllTheTime · 22/10/2026 17:40

I assume that, as with her parents and her friend, the boyfriend was told by her at the time what had happened to her, which means it can be shown that she started to tell people about it as soon as it had happened rather than not until twenty years later or until a documentary about similar bad behaviour by him was broadcast?

EvieBB · 22/10/2026 18:32

katzrooldogzdrool · 22/10/2026 13:18

I'm looking forward to his Jail-Wail Diary.

🤣 mee too !

SerafinasGoose · 22/10/2026 19:16

EvieBB · 22/10/2026 18:32

🤣 mee too !

For blokes with outsized egos like his, anything is possible. After all, it worked for Jeffrey Archer.

EvieBB · 22/10/2026 19:16

NooNakedJacuzziness · 22/10/2026 13:24

Chapter 1 “Don’t drop the soapy woapy”

😆

thebrowncatisback · 22/10/2026 19:38

In the prison wison

todays evidence sounds damning. What i have read so far anyway

waiting for the times to drop their latest podcast

GettingThereEveryDay · 22/10/2026 20:45

This thread is not attracting the same posters as the last one

mids2019 · 22/10/2026 21:01

I really don't know what defence can be put forward now....I wonder if RB has the opportunity to plead guilty with remorse but surely it's too late?

The only desperate defence I think RB can put forward is a rough sex argument where he alleges a conversation was held with the woman where they both agreed to 'rough sex' and she consented to that but nothing in the testimony given suggests that all.

mids2019 · 22/10/2026 21:18

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bSVdebRTkJY

The opening scene of Fleabag seems to have ages badly given today's testimony.....maybe the horror of today's testimony shows anal sex can't be viewed as some sort of 'natural' extension to vaginal sex and both can't be donated to at the same time?

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thebrowncatisback · 22/10/2026 21:36

There was some damning evidence today from witnesses backing up woman 5

not looking good for the brandy wand

thebrowncatisback · 22/10/2026 21:39

If ypu want my autograph, ill give it to you on the inside of your uterus with my cum

🤢

Dontlletmedownbruce · 22/10/2026 22:04

I haven't followed closely but I have a question. There are those that say the women are out to make money etc. But I'm thinking he isn't really that wealthy surely? Is he not a former TV presenter that hasn't worked in years?

mids2019 · 22/10/2026 22:21

Dontlletmedownbruce · 22/10/2026 22:04

I haven't followed closely but I have a question. There are those that say the women are out to make money etc. But I'm thinking he isn't really that wealthy surely? Is he not a former TV presenter that hasn't worked in years?

Around 20 million apparently

EvieBB · 22/10/2026 22:32

Mamamia35 · 22/10/2026 16:21

@CoconutSwirl I did watch it and I think she’s brainwashed. He’s a bully. She’s so meek. Commenting on her top as he sits with his bare chest.

I don’t think he’ll be able to resist taking the stand. And hopefully it will be his downfall.

🤞🏻🤞🏻🙏🏼

CrazyMidget · 22/10/2026 22:39

I've never taken much notice of him; he always left me cold. I was only vaguely aware of him until he and Ross pulled that despicable and intensely immature prank on Sachs. But now I am following the trial, and I've watched the first part of the Morgan interview, and the few minutes that I could bear of his "comedy". I noticed that it was relentlessly sexual, including sitting on an older man's lap in the audience and informing him that he had developed "a stiffy." 🤢

I find Brand profoundly sinister. He's a dangerous madman, imo. He's exceedingly immature, silly, childish, and those are his best points. He's dark, manipulative, and basically tickes all the boxes for the dark triad traits. He's playful in a mirthless, malevolent way. Really, really creepy.

The women's testimonies are utterly appalling. Those poor, poor things. I believe them 110 percent. The woman who experienced Brand just anally raping her with no lube and no warning....JFC, that is absolutely horrific.

He is vile and repugnant in every way and I sincerely hope that he goes down for the maximum amount of time possible.

thebrowncatisback · 22/10/2026 22:44

Based on what I heard today, i cannot imagine the jury wont convict for the anal rape at least. The evidence is compelling

thebrowncatisback · 22/10/2026 22:45

@CrazyMidget yes this sums him up exactly

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