Oh dear god I am losing the will to live

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Thinly disguised smug oneupmumship like this just makes me feel so tired.
Pass the kitkats.

pmsl

'After more than half a decade of imposing a healthy diet on my children, I now know that those of us not raising sofa-slobs are creating a generation of judgmental food snobs instead. '

No middle ground available then??

mine eat healthy most of the time- loads of veg which they love. LAst night they ahd delivered pizza.

Goodness some epolpe make life so very HARd for themselves!

They do!! They are much creamier.

TBH if my 7yo knew how to test cheese for ripeness, I'd be fairly proud of him - but I wouldn't allow him to be rude about it.

But manchita you have just made your own DD sound like a brat as well.

As it happens I do cook from scratch but let the children have their own choices when out. Tonight we will be having stir fry and noodles. It will take me less than two hours to cook.

I love the comment!

She found that jars had 'water' in them? Dear god, and 'water' is so bad for you!

do not

is this woman Cherie Blairs sister or something?

God, she is as irritating as I remember. She has to keep herself in the limelight somehow.

olive, yes she is. She was in jungle, get me out.

Try them oliveoil!

Yews, she is her sister. Same Dad I think.

'My daughter Alex says: "This lasagne is OK, Mummy," puckering her lips at my offering (made with fresh tomatoes and bechamel sauce), "but Jean-Luc's has a deeper flavour."

and she is 7! ffs

pmsl can you imagine her when she gets older?

I don't spend 2 hours in the kitchen and I always cook from scratch, well most of the time I'm not quite sad enough to let it become my mission in life!

If either of my children ever behaved like that they'd go to bed hungry..... they sound far too precocious to me.

My children get really excited on the rare occasions when we've run out of bread and flour and they have to visit the shop - sometimes they come back with white sliced bread and they love it!!

omg only got part way through,i feel so sad for her,really i do

As Peachy says - she is incapable of a blance middle ground ? Loads of fresh stuff and a few oven chips never hurt anyone.
She is such a dick.

I do have organic eggs but do not think they taste any different, am just a ponce

my children have home cooked food, don't always eat it, tough shite if they don't, and I would not STAND for rudeness like she seems to

Thank you mild mannered janitor. I shall now withdraw from this debate as I have an evening meal to prepare.

What rude children.

And yours, Manchita. And wtf is the "wish I didn't care about her so I could give her frozen food and chips like you lot" bollocks about?!

Message withdrawn

organic milk does taste nicer. imo.

Ah, was it a joke. You should've said...!

guess that's me flamed for sharing a slice of leftover pizza with dd this morning....

Also, if Holly's so poncetastic about her food, why did she eat the 10 chemically gummy sweets in the first place?!

This is not an article about her 'difficult' children but a eulogy of self-congratulation.

I amy be awake retching from 6pm - 2am having read it .

(as I have commented as a response...but they are probably trying to weed out the hostile comments in favour of a balanced response!!)

Silly woman - (allergies etc aside) a handful of sweets wouldn't cause a child to be sick to that extent. Probably Listeria from the room temperature Camembert.

I didn't read your comments as a joke either Manchita! Helps to put a afterwards if you are joking I find.