Oh dear god I am losing the will to live

[RosaTransylvania]

Thinly disguised smug oneupmumship like this just makes me feel so tired.
Pass the kitkats.

so a 7yaer old is supposed to have said "jean-lucs had a deeper flavour" when talking baout lasagne??

a deeper flavour??????!!!!!

What a crock of shite.

I love the fact that she "hates" Jean-Luc. Yeah, right. And she just had to mention that the school has its own chef. Bet it's not bloody Bash Street Comp, then.

She actually manages to be more annoying than her sister, which is quite a challenge.

she is a muppet isnt she?

here

I think the article must be a spoof

Nah, she's just an idiot.

An idiot that's setting her children up for terrible ridicule, unfortunately.

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i think my dh thought the kettle was broken, the way i was hissing whilst reading that

my child simply eats what he is given, lauren booth should be teaching her children to do the same. simple as that. hasn't she had the talk with them about starving children in the world, they should be grateful for what they're given to eat whether it's organic tofu or chicken nuggets

Cant believe you are all taking it so to heart tbh.

Anyone else feel like slapping the legs of the lot of them???

Remember LB in the jungle, trying to convince everyone how into reggae she was, and how she stood out at gigs, and how all the black men were impressed with her genuine affinity for their music.

She's a farking liar (as well as a bona fide twat) and her kids probably chow down on spaghetti hoops and Birds Eye beef burgers like all the others.

I only have to hear her name and I am a mass of seething rage.