Good Luck Kate Moss!

[Toothache]

I know you've been bad girl. And I know you've been caught snorting charlie..... but FWIW I think you are being made a scapegoat for what is a massive problem in the UK in general, nevermind in showbiz circles......

Hope you can brush yourself down, wipe the powder from your nostrils, hold your head high and get back on your feet.

Apparently Alvin was Shane Fenton in the 60's but his real name is Bernard William Jewry

That new Goldfrapp song sounds rather more Alvin Stardust than T rex anarll. It must be his moment..again.

As I said before, maybe Coca Cola will want to sign up our lovely Kate Moss!

Or Pepsi - a great history of morally dubious reps.

Or she could work for McDonald's, I've heard they'll take on anyone!

Or Blue Peter

May I just interject here with my boast that I have actually met Lionel Blair.

He's exactly as he is on TV - camp, enthusiastic, utterly amazing in RL. You just don't expect someone to come out from behind the camera and still be up there in the clouds. It did occur to me that maybe he was a drug-crazed loon...

lionel blair in hoovering up the gack shock

Oh, how did you control yourself Caligula!

Toothache in response I just want to say I dont know where you are but Im in Australia so our news coverage is bound to be different.In Australia a cpl days ago I read she has said she has a snort in bed in the morning and then gets up when it kicks in and she is redy for the day and then she gets a glass of wine from the fridge.Fashion designers have also said on the news "who cares if she snorts coke its not affecting her looks leave her alone everybody does it" you cant say thats not glorifying it its sending the message if you want to be rich,pretty thin and have fun have a snort.

Whose definition is that of 'fun'? Who's pushing that image? Not Kate Moss alone surely? It's everywhere. The actors and models on the ad's might not be snorting it up their nose but their very image personifies that kind of lifestyle. The reality is very few of us will ever find ourselves in the same situation but that doesn't stop everyone from Bacardi to effing 'because you're worth it' Loreal trying to sell us the idea that we could. We're not worth it and we're saps for swallowing it.