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Good Luck Kate Moss!

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Toothache · 21/09/2005 13:29

I know you've been bad girl. And I know you've been caught snorting charlie..... but FWIW I think you are being made a scapegoat for what is a massive problem in the UK in general, nevermind in showbiz circles......

Hope you can brush yourself down, wipe the powder from your nostrils, hold your head high and get back on your feet.

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aloha · 22/09/2005 15:00

see cam - my theory holds up

Heathcliffscathy · 22/09/2005 15:05

poor lionel. his only crimes were those against taste (double breasted pale grey suits anyone?)

expatinscotland · 22/09/2005 15:07

Linda Blair is not NEARLY as scary as Cherie Blair.

oliveoil · 22/09/2005 15:07

and skin tone, he was orange.

bundle · 22/09/2005 15:08

was? is he dead?

bundle · 22/09/2005 15:08

was? is he dead?

JoolsToo · 22/09/2005 15:08

is he dead?

Heathcliffscathy · 22/09/2005 15:08

am i hallucinating or did he do a little tap dancey thing at the beginning of give us a clue with una stubbs?

i am oooooolllllllddddddd

JoolsToo · 22/09/2005 15:08

if you can remember Give Us A Clue - yes

Heathcliffscathy · 22/09/2005 15:09

i was v v v v small, practically microscopic jools

Heathcliffscathy · 22/09/2005 15:09

anyway what does anyone else remember him from: fecking royal variety shows or what?

Cam · 22/09/2005 15:13

I just always remember thinking, Lionel Blair - why?

bundle · 22/09/2005 15:15

and Una. apart from Summer Holiday, obviously. she really suited capri pants.

dillydally · 22/09/2005 15:16

I see your Una stubbs and I raise you Liza goddard

bundle · 22/09/2005 15:18

is that with/without an Alvin Stardust?

Cam · 22/09/2005 15:25

I've said this before but I think its worth repeating, when I was a part-time waitress in Brighton (post-grad student at the time I'll have you know)Alvin Stardust came into our restaurant one lunch-time, all geared up in the black glove and dodgy trousers.
Us waitresses sang my cookachew through the serving hatch and giggled hysterically. He sat there with a face like thunder and didn't leave a tip.

bundle · 22/09/2005 15:26

cam, missed that the last time you posted it. what a perfectly wonderful story, you deserve instant MN recognition

JoolsToo · 22/09/2005 15:35

so has he died then?

Cam · 22/09/2005 15:36

who, Alvin?

bundle · 22/09/2005 15:40

no lionel

alvin's a christian now, no?

JoolsToo · 22/09/2005 15:43

can't see anything on BBC news so he must still be tap-dancing

can you get your tenses right please it can lead to unnecessary confusion - thanks!

monkeytrousers · 22/09/2005 16:55

He wants to play Dr Who.

wartybosoms · 22/09/2005 16:55

who?

monkeytrousers · 22/09/2005 17:16

Lionel Blair! keep up Warty!

dillydally · 22/09/2005 17:17

Lionel Blair as Dr Who!
Whatever next..Mike reid as James Bond

The world has gone mad I tell you.