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Flying Fakers come what May! Come and join the half-arsed Fledglings as we post our To Do and Ta Da lists and get our houses just a tiny bit tidier...

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Cagliostro · 30/04/2018 22:53

Or try to anyway!

All welcome! I am struggling to stay awake so I’ll do the proper thread stuff tomorrow, but if you’d like some encouragement and chat while you get your house sorted then this is the place for you. We follow flylady in a delightfully lax sort of fashion.

Special thanks to zoo for the title idea 💐 😘

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HillsBesideTheSea · 01/05/2018 02:28

Well we turned our heating off at the weekend because it was going crazy and cooking us. It is now -2C and I am so cold I can't sleep!!!!!

Hoping a fresh hot water bottle will help. That and returning wind breaks to their winter (and daylight blocking) positions.

It's fucking chilly for the 1st of May

pinch, punch first of the month

Oh, and White rabbits

So nerh

Saltcrust · 01/05/2018 05:43

Morning!

[Fills enormous teapot]

I have a headache.

Callmecordelia · 01/05/2018 06:35

Still here, but not always flying. Need more Brew.

foxessocks · 01/05/2018 07:05

Morning everyone, I've got back ache so we're all doing well aren't we?!

WhoKnowsWhereTheW1neGoes · 01/05/2018 07:11

Morning! I failed to post on the May thread, but have been Flying after a fashion. I need a general focus on upstairs this month. Thanks for the threads Cag.

WhoKnowsWhereTheW1neGoes · 01/05/2018 07:12

I mean the April threaf, doh!

Ivegotfamilyandidrinkcupsoftea · 01/05/2018 07:24

Ty for threads cag

The sun has got his hat on here!

Ds3 was up in the night but some rare miricle happened and he came in my bed and had cuddles and we both went back to sleep! Lovely!

Ta da

Wash on
Dryer on

Bowerbird5 · 01/05/2018 07:25

Morning May fledglings.
Love the title Cags.
No flying yesterday as I went back to sleep in the morning and I was late back from school. I just had time to cook my tea. And sort out chicken enclosure. Henny Penny keeps escaping and was AWOL for 30 minutes probably longer. I was beginning to think a fox had got her but luckily no. She had ventured to the pub! When I found her she was demolishing snails ( English not French) outside the pub.
I did hang the washing out. Then ate tea and went to quiz. Only two of our team and two others joined us. We came last😢 big come down as we won three weeks in a row. Had top marks for joker round though.
Right must get up.
Really need to get up but tired. Can sleep in tomorrow. Busy day ahead today.
Plan
Swish and swipe
Make bed
Make lunch quick kitchen tidy
Grab stuff go to school.

Some of our kids go from Yr 4 others Yr 5/6. I kept mine about me. I don't think there is any rush. You can work it out when the child is ready and do what you are doing Cags small achieve able steps which are successful. Short times in a familiar shopping precinct between certain shops is ok too for fifteen minutes. Home alone while I had cup of tea with friend 100 yes up the road. I think DS 1was about 13.
Buses foxed DD at first when she went to uni because there was lots of them and they had numbers on them. Ours is once a week and has a name😃

Bowerbird5 · 01/05/2018 07:29

Sorry to hear that foxes. I'm having acupuncture for it at the moment. Going tonight. My shoulder was aching in the night and wouldn't rotate properly.

Saltcrust · 01/05/2018 07:56

Yes love the "come what May" Cag and thank you for new thread!

Henny Penny will be after scampi in a basket next Bower! Grin. Hope the acupuncture is working!

Waves to Whoknows!

Glad to hear you were allowed a wee bit of sleep finally I'vegotafamily!

Passes embrocation to Foxes and extra blanket to Hills.

Pours Brew for Cordelia and everyone else.

Brew Brew Brew Brew Brew Brew

foxessocks · 01/05/2018 08:35

Ta da
Daily routine

To do
Meal plan / online food shop for next week
Check calendar
15 minutes decluttering porch / utility room
Get rid of stuff that doesn't belong in the porch
Swish and swipe downstairs loo
Make chocolate orange cake

MissReginaPhilange · 01/05/2018 08:39

Morning ladies. Moral support woukd be ace full house Clean to do with a 15 month old in tow whilst on tramadol Hmm

HillsBesideTheSea · 01/05/2018 08:52

I need to get up and move but my hot water bottle is still hot and is holding me hostige...

to do
finish fixing the bastarding computer
continue to work on teen learning to control his obsessive compulsive side
try not to kill anyone
work
laundry
Important phone calls
Banking

Ivegotfamilyandidrinkcupsoftea · 01/05/2018 09:20

Morning missregina! Any reason you need to do full house clean today? I am home with 18 month old and my house all needs doing but i do not have a death wish!

Cagliostro · 01/05/2018 09:42

Morning! Just popping on with links, I’m taking some time to get them all set up on an iPad memo this month so I can just copy and paste each day.

Back later!

🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕
Tuesday 1st May
Babystep www.flylady.net/d/getting-started/31-beginner-babysteps/ shine your sink
Today we move into Zone 1 - Dining Room and Porch/Hall www.flylady.net/d/zones/zone-1/
Mission www.flylady.net/c/sp.php#missions clearing hallway hotspots
Detail Cleaning Zone 1 www.flylady.net/d/zones/detailed-cleaning-zone-1/
Daily focus - Planning www.flylady.net/d/daily-focus/daily-focus-Tuesday/
Our new monthly habit is... MOVING IN MAY! I actually feel like that’s achievable this year. Woohoo! www.flylady.net/d/habits-of-the-month/may/
🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕

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GoingGoingGoth · 01/05/2018 09:47

Morning all

TooStressyForMyOwnGood · 01/05/2018 12:29

Hello MissRegina, good luck with cleaning!

Thanks for the lovely April thread and this new one Cag Smile and awesome title suggestion zoo and Cag Smile.

Grin at Henny Penny going to the pub.

Sorry to hear people are feeling poorly.

Today is a little bit different as we have DD2 off school with a cold / sore throat/ feeling achy all over type thing although she seems a bit better now. Also DH is off as his days off at work got messed around. Very frustrating as I could have done some extra work today but we didn’t find out until last minute that he had the day off.

So we are making the most of it and are sorting out the kids’ rooms with desks that we had in the loft and put some other stuff into the loft for storage. The reality is that the cupboard of doom and DD1’s room will never be quite right without the proper storage but that will be too expensive atm so we can at least make them better and more functional.

So currently I am making lunch for us all and there is dust everywhere upstairs. Oka. Is to hopefully get DD2 sitting and having a rest this afternoon then one of us will need to get DD2 from school.

Also a special day is it is our cat’s birthday!!!!!! Hopefully she will be in for a fuss later and the girls have made cards. She has no interest in most cat toys so we have got her some nice food to have.

Big wing flaps and purrs to all.

TooStressyForMyOwnGood · 01/05/2018 12:30

Oka? Plan!

foxessocks · 01/05/2018 13:37

To do
Make chocolate orange cake
Online food shop for next week
Check calendar

I'm feeling a bit sleepy now. My back feels much better though.

Happy birthday toostressy's cat! Cake (with fish in it maybe?!)

Cagliostro · 01/05/2018 14:21

Mmmm fishcakes :o

Welcome MissRegina love the name! We’ve recently started rewatching Friends, one of my favourite shows ever. Sympathies on the tramadol, DH was on that for a long time, heavy stuff. As for trying to get stuff done with a baby/toddler. Well.

I have a sleeping baby on me. Decided I’ll do ta da lists through the day this month as sometimes I forget at bedtime, and it’s motivating to see the ticks add up.

ta da
✅start setting up full links for the month
✅5 little bits of home ed so far - one more planned, Caglets are playing till half 2 then back to it briefly
✅DH put a wash on and I sorted some laundry
✅took delivery of next size handmedowns and investigated contents 😍😍😍

Right I’m going to see if I can sneak a few minutes piano if I can transfer the baby onto the sofa.

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Stilllivinginazoo · 01/05/2018 14:41

DP finally gone back to work today.i have got very lazy enjoying someone keep my warm at night and I've overslept more than once and done very little so we have had some time together
Consequences-fake flyer and hell hole of a house...
I really need get back on top of things

Stressycat happy birthday!!my kits were one in march,we have had them a year later this month😍

Tada
Erm...
Breakfasts and pack ups
Made do lunch
BlushBlushBlushBlush

If there were report cards for this thread be F- must do better...

Cagliostro · 01/05/2018 15:07

Also ta da as I forgot
✅scanned shopping (need to transmit barcodes)
✅Caglets have just put washing up away
✅DH took DD1 to the doctor. She’d been complaining of a weird feeling in her throat and it hurt when she ate, last night he shone a torch in and there’s a giant blister 😬 doctor isn’t sure what it is, as she’s not particularly unwell and it doesn’t look like tonsillitis, I thought it may be an oddly positioned ulcer, but anyway they’ve taken a swab and given us a prescription for ABs to be filled in the meantime only if she becomes sick or feverish. Just need to wait and see what the lab says.
✅just did the last bit of home ed for the day, we recapped some plant science we did last year (first time they actually wrote notes in a book to record what we discussed) - we lapsed quickly at the time but are picking it up again, we are going to plant workshops later this month so good timing. I was impressed how much they remembered actually. Yay!
✅played piano for a few minutes

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Ivegotfamilyandidrinkcupsoftea · 01/05/2018 15:49

Ta da

Wash on x2
Ironed uniforms
Made packed lunches
Dryer on
Washing on line
Picked up shopping
Sent 2x important emails
Scanned shopping and sent photo reciept to shopandscan (first time!)
Washed pots
Swept kitchen
Mopped kitchen
Tidied kitchen
School run there and back
Dropped extra bits at school
Made gp appointment
Downloaded budgetting app
Tidied toys LR2

foxessocks · 01/05/2018 16:07

cag you will note I do regular ta da lists throughout the day as it makes me feel good to write it down if I've done something!!

Ta da
Swish and swipe downstairs loo
15 minutes decluttering utility room - cleaned two shelves and one side, chucked loads of rubbish out
Spent ages looking for ds Thomas toy as he wanted to play with the track but can't find the Thomas Sad, did find missing puzzle pieces under his bed though!
Online food shop for next week
Played paw patrol board game with the dc (it sucks)

Have decided not to do the cake today as it takes so long to make it will clash with dinner - dc were disappointed but I've got their massive wooden train set out and that has cheered them up! Although ds would prefer the Thomas one...so many toys no wonder they all go missing Hmm

foxessocks · 01/05/2018 16:09

Oh and dinner tonight - chicken casserole with everything in one pot so should be relatively easy , hope so since dh working late for the next three weeks.