How to obtain a fresh smelling house?

[charliecat]

Please

plug the rats in to the socket

I avoid having other peoples urchins to play at all costs. But if 1 manages to sneak in then they usually quite like them actually

"Well, I did think of mentioning them, but then thought against it."

I'm not bloody surprised

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calie tht si your most ridiculous i dea since oyu had the birthday thread

am not sure 'fresh-smelling house' and 'free-running rats' can coexist - one precludes the other...

If you're that attached to having the rats loose you might just have to live with it. TBH I'd suspect that a masking airfreshener might encourage the rats to mark more so their scent overrides it...

cod for goodness sake woman.. they ARE other ways of living/thinking/existing than the Eternal Law of Cod!

Having said that, I wouldn't have pet rats either..

eau de rat piss
mmm

They wander in the front room. Just on the floor...laminate. Ive just done that on my hands and knees, behind everything etc etc etc...
They do have a big cage. But they do need to get out.

er well dont farkign ask then! whats yer prblem

( to shiny)

id let em out
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could you down size the rats, to maybe 2, 5 does seem a lot of work!

I didn't farkin ask!! (to cod)

Its the kids birthday tommorow BTW

yuk yuk yuk, get them in a cage if you must keep them
do they go on your kitchen surfaces?

athsi gievs some tips

Cant and wont downsize the rats, just need to get on me hand and knees more often and let a draft run thru!

yeah let them out the front door

then ring the environmental health

get a goldfish

I used to have rats. in a cage in the living room. they were quite pongy.

now we just have a hamster, it's less smelly.

x posts about cage, soz.

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it could be hamstergate all over again

charliecat, i can imagine my mil face when knocking on a door and theres 5 rats inside could i borrow them

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am ffeelin g nausiesous

Feel free, will supply with nappys