Moi? Why I'm SHINEY............

[Mouseface]

S - Sexy
H - Hot
I - Ingenious
N - Notorious
E - Enigmatic
Y - Y do you ask!

Welcome to the something thousand and something thread of the Shineys.

We chat about health, diet, exercise and cock cake.

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I'm Mouseface, I've lost 8lb now since joining the clan and hoping to maintain it for the future.

Wasting - no chance. hes 87.

Right - I reckon it's worth getting the too tight feeling checked out sooner rather than later, just to rule out that they did actually stitch it up too tight. The ouchy position - sounds more like my problems - should get better over time, but if drags on too long, as it were, then worth getting followed up.

lizzy - I too have a baggy bra ...but other bits are shrinking too so I guess it's to be expected.

Fluff - I reckon we could turn Wentworth...wanna try?

Bitter - The Wire is very hard work to begin with - I didn't know what the fuck was going on for about 3 episodes!

Hurrah hurrah - we have our two lovely overworked ladies - Bella & SHiney.

• are you overworked lovey?

Anyway - I'm Hells...I'm nearly thin. I reckon another 4 lbs or so should do it. But I have suffered shrinking bosoms as well as thighs. I've done all this shrinking with a dose of South Beach diet and am currenlty doing the Dukan. Frenh diet simultaneously loved and hated by many on this thread!

Evening all.

Hells, I don't know why but I am genuinely that you used the word Fuck!

Fluffs, sounds like a visit to the Dr is in order - tampons shouldn't be veering off.

30 mins Lizzy blimey. After 10 mins I start to clock watch.

second that re The Wire, took me ages to get into, then finally clicks. But I have to be in very concentratey mood to watch it still.

we can definitely turn him hells

total - NO. Seriously, NO.

Bitter - so am I . I think it was Wentworth's fault.

So your BIL knows him? Have you met him in RL? Is he as delicious?

I've not met him no.

But I did get a birthday card from him last year and my sister has spoken to him on the phone.

He is a perfect gentleman and always asks after the DC.

Bugger isn't it, Hells? Just when I am working towards a great waistline, at bloody last.

Fluffy, after DS1 I was fine, had stitches but no probs afterwards.
With DS2, bit like you say, though not cavernous inside (I was instructed by a midwife hours aftr birth to do pelvic floors as she'd had a big baby), just like DH was going in at the wrong angle all the time. Yes, like he was hitting something he shouldn't, but also too tight at the entrance. Anyway, all worked out with lots of patient attempts.

Think it was also psychological on both our behalfs as DH said when they cut me for DS2 it was pretty brutal (he said like they peeled me back. Yuk.), so he was v worried about hurting me.

Now, it's better than ever,honestly.

If you have worries go to your GP. I could just have been lucky.

But yes, this is all part and parcel of being a woman imo, we should be able to talk about it. It's the stuff they don't tell you about at ante natal classes!

How lovely! Is he 100% or bi (I have no idea why I'm so concerned...)

Lizzy - I have a vague memory that last time I lost a lot of weight it did this and then sorted itself out (boobs got a bit better)...I'm hoping against hope this happens again!

SAF - bonus!

Oh and I had the same problems with tampons as well.

Gosh, I am in oversharing mode this evening!

Bella, 30mins is the whole hog, sometimes longer, but certainly not 30mins of just, ahem, you know...

DF - sorry wasn't ignoring you. Go and ask for a female GP. Better to sort it sooner rather than later.

Hells, I'm not sure but assuming 100% as he hasn't knocked on the door to sweep me off my feet yet.

Saf - sounds like they were trying for the bayeux tapestry down there.

• bitter - I guess if he hasn't attempted to seduce you we must assume he can't be tempted!

Exactly right Hells.

thank god for that lizzy, thought id been shagging strange men for the last 18 years whole event used to be hours in good old student days but actual thrusty bit not usually long, thank god.

SAF - Thats mad, never met anyone who could do that before! Thought it was a myth

Bitter, Bayeaux tapestry was DH and mines name for my bits afterwards

I too had a roomful of students SAF, but for the ventouse bit, they sked me if I minded but I was in no state to refuse.
Sounds like yours has had a very happy outcome, I have a different experience now as well.
Not quite as good as that though!

I did have very troublesome pregnancies but managed to come out relatively unscathed (did need stitches but not many) from the actual birth

I feel like I am channelling my Mother, she is oversharer extraordinaire!

We should be able to talk about this stuff though, it is all part and parcel of being a woman. Along with tampons, droopy tits, cellulite etc.

My Mom is massively paranoid as she was stitched up a bit wonky and has a funny bit (her words). I couldn't believe she told me, but then a Mommy mate from up here told me she was too (and she won't go to the GP) and my Stepmom has huge incontinence issues after my half brothers (she is 5ft 3" and the boys were 10lb 4oz and 1013oz).

This stuff happens.