Moi? Why I'm SHINEY............

[Mouseface]

S - Sexy
H - Hot
I - Ingenious
N - Notorious
E - Enigmatic
Y - Y do you ask!

Welcome to the something thousand and something thread of the Shineys.

We chat about health, diet, exercise and cock cake.

Join in!

I'm Mouseface, I've lost 8lb now since joining the clan and hoping to maintain it for the future.

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiney

Oooh I have missed ya!

how was work??

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey

How is Taya's leg?

OOh Shiney, well hello, and how is your fuckbuddy lover partner The Girth boyfriend?

Glad work was OK, nice to see you

Double, you're terrible, Muriel.
Neer knew you liked em young

Childminder told me I looked like I had lost at least a stone at DS2 pick up, we do owe her some money though

Shiney - did I do okay then? Was unsure if I'd be 'aloud' to start a new thread being such a newbie

Lizzy - at your childminder being nice to get paid!! But I bet you do look like you've lost loads... how much have you lost so far?

A stone, Mouse, but that is over months, not recently iyswim.
She'd already said I looked slimmer a few weeks back, have only lost 4lbs since then.
I think I am more toned now, which helps.

Ann the 63yr old viewing lady at work said I looked like I'd lost 1.5 stone on Saturday. But I have a feeling she likes the gin

Hello! I am Bitter and I am all of the above and more!

Sorry, Wentworth is definitely gay. BIL is quite friendly with him and his long term partner.

Hells - I am so glad you are enjoying PB

we are only a couple in to the Wire but the characters are drawing me in already.

What have I missed?

Well Lizzy, FWIW I think you are a bloody inspiration to anyone trying to lose weight and exercise more!!

You're woking so hard! I hope it pays off for your holiday!

is 'the grith' wider than me?

Shhhhhhhh TWC

bitter - i 'got some', mouse spelt allowed incorrectly and made me take copious ocd tablets, shiney hula hooped, double was insane, wentworth is NOT GAY. there you go.

Oh Gid, whon dad I spill owled wreng thon?

Mouse, I think it is because my tits have shrunk, nowt else, if I am completely honest.
Bugger.

TWC, now now, don't competitive. You'll make mme tell Fluffy about my 2hour love marathon last night.

Oops!

See what you did??!!

Mouse, believe me - Lizzy does not need to lose any weight whatsoever, she is a goddess.

and FWIW - any one of us on the thread can be the TIT, Shiney maybe our leader but we do not have to ask her permission

TWC - I love you!

Sounds like I missed more of the usual then!

Shiney, what happened to her leg?

arghhhhhhhhhhhh

Have I ever mentioned MrBella's... no, no, I couldn't really..... >

I totally lied Fluffy

It was 3 hours