Moi? Why I'm SHINEY............

[Mouseface]

S - Sexy
H - Hot
I - Ingenious
N - Notorious
E - Enigmatic
Y - Y do you ask!

Welcome to the something thousand and something thread of the Shineys.

We chat about health, diet, exercise and cock cake.

Join in!

I'm Mouseface, I've lost 8lb now since joining the clan and hoping to maintain it for the future.

That's... erm.. better thanks TWC , Good for you too I hope

i didnt do anything, not my fault mouse is squemish, you would think she would be used to a bit of cock

it was good for me mittz

You're terrible Muriel.

at TWC

A bit of cock?

Don't you mean alot of cock!

well i didnt like to say, but i had heard that about you

err my gran's name is Muriel.

Were you wearing a helmet, Mittz?

(For the cycling not the TWC intimacy )

No Lizzy. I should but DS borrowed it.... things often need replacing after DS has borrowed them... perhaps TWC would lend me his

(wouldn't that be a sight to behold!)

All this talk of cock is starting to wind me up into a frenzy. It's like cooking bacon in front of a starving man dontcha know. I thought we agreed that unless all thread members were getting it, NOBODY SHOULD!!

So STOP it now, cease! desist!

Naughty Lovely Mittz (on all counts )

Have you a tumble drier?

would you prefer us to talk chuff or vibrator then Mittz

i have to love you and leave you now

will pop out in again soon

mwah

MIITZ - Mine doesn't really count, it was literally 2.5 seconds.

somebody called Cathy is going to be a happy lady tomorrow - a card with no receiver's name for a flower/gift delivery was mistaken popped through my address - rung up to investigate, and alas it's for "Cathy". Getting my hopes up, gah.

Hello

How are we all?

I spoke to our glorious leader at lunchtime she says she will be back soon, just a tad busy at the mo having sex cleaning her house and working

Have done a few jobs this afternoon and am feeling a little happier with myself. Just waiting for Sainsbo's to arrive between 5 & 6.

TWC - I loved the recording you sent last night - what a twunt your neighbour is.

when i phoned her the other day a man answered the phone and said he'd spent the night there and left her 'satisfied fully' When my gran got on the phone she was motified he'd been talking to me. Hes her 'friend' from upstairs and was in her flat with his wife (apparently) and was joking around on the phone but I couldn't believe it, my 86 year old gran!!