To Shine is divine.......

[Mittz]

Healthy thread focussing on cock and cake finding the method that suits you whilst enjoying some cheery banter and googling obscene veg!

I am Mitts... hello xx

jet - be careful, if you start getting temperature or feeling pain in lower back go to drs as might mean cystitis has gone ooop north t'kidneys. Can I be 'Agent Doom' as my special name please? Is it a cut? No its an amputation at best! 'Turning storms in teacups to tornadoes everywhere she goes - Agent Doooooom'

Needs more work, Bitter, you're good at them, can you sort me out?

Double - always the way, they sent the pheromones (sp?) I think. I like the sound of neighbour. There again I'm on heat at mo so I like everyone

Am really sore in the bits for all interested. Although it was over before you could blink it was vaire painful

thanks fluff - i think i may be getting a temp, as feel a bit - no pain in back, but on left side at the side IYSWIM.

Although junior frequently has kidney infections, as far as i can remember, i have never had one (although could have had one as a child and just not remember - anything below the age off 11 is kind of a blur)

It is def getting worse though, so will ring docs in morning.

Much as i appreciate your help with my health issues, i dont think i can return the favour and inspect your bits - sorry

I asked all my friends to investigate them last time i had two martinis. Still haven't lived that down. They all said no too the buggers.

Can't even do a rematch tonight, dp just phoned to say hes working nights, i think maybe hes got performance anxiety now Poor poppet, he was very excited - 1st time in about 3 months!!!!

Bitter - I'll put dp's 'man at c&a' photo up in a bit so you can see what you're getting in return. I'll try to mke sure we shag a bit more often so that hes back up to normal (non quick) standards

jet - yep make sure you get to drs asap

double - i want a photo of the neighbour please.

mouse - isnt that a bit weird re the thingy thread that we talked about on thingy?? Was nothing to do with me or anyone i know as far as i know so thats pretty weird. No I'm not drunk

at Bitter's DH reviving Fluff's mojo!

Bitter - I'm knackered and it's your fault. I'm now addicted to Prison Break and had to watch 3 episodes in a row. I cannot believe that Wentworth is gay. He just isn't.

And alas as I haven't seen you in RL (or photos) I cannot say whether you win the unphotogenic prize. I think I'm unphotogenic but can confirm that lizzy is a thousand times lovelier in RL than in her photos.

Mitts - it breaks my heart reading what you are having to deal with and then I'm always stunned by how you can bounce back. It sounds like DS was just not getting the right help if they couldn't encourage him to talk...did you get a chance to check with teh other lady yet to see if she can help him?

Bella- while you are doing this extra time something has got to give and it'll have to be keeping the house perfect. You can easily get it back to how you want it when you are back to normal hours.

What does DH say when you tell him how all the time he spends on the charity upsets you?

Total - so glad you stayed.

And three cheers for Lizzy's flowers from jet.

SAF - is the new strategy working on Dukan for you? I'm still doing the alternate days. I did break it all quite spectacularly for my Mum's wedding lunch but no terrible side effects!

Trills - how's your 'butt'....is it fitflop toned now you've had them for a WHOLE DAY (thanks to the lovely Mouse)? I can see a small difference with mine and I've had them for about 2 months!

WHAT??? WENTWORTH IS GAY?? YOU MEAN IN REAL LIFE? Tell me its not so! I havent recovered from finding out the guy from Natalie Imbruglia's Torn video is gay yet!!!!

Don't think it was bitter's dp. Weirdly we had a massive row last night (me and dp not bitters dp) so when we went to bed it wasn't 'on the cards' iyswim, and then we just got snuffling and well you know the rest. Think it was once the 'got to do this' pressure was off we both felt much better.

What are these magic flipflops of which you speak?

Bella - dh's charity stuff sounds worthy but fucking annoying for you. He needs to remember charity begins at home

I am sceptical of fitflops doing anything magical Hells, but I will wear them anyway with hope (my butt's not bad anyway really)

Don't watch Prison Break so no idea who these two are yabbering on about

DeFluffs - sorry was at physio.

OOOOOWWWEEEEEE!!

Yes re that thing we were talking about, very bloody weird.

And if I'm honest I feel really cross about the whole thing but I'm not sure why...........

I really can't call this one. I do smell a rat though. Just not sure how big yet.

Hey

Jet - it sounds like a UTI, really, really drink pints and pints of water. I never suffered until pg with DD, but now prone to them but hate AB's, so will generally drink as much water as i can (sometimes a straw can help you get through it) if i feel like i have one, then it usually clears in about 24hrs. Good luck.

Defluff - must have been a night for it last night! Though tbh, i wish DH was done a bit quicker these days

Trills - is it really muggy with you? More of a breeze here today but where sheltered it is really muggy.

I am crunching my way through a pint of crushed ice and have a friend bringing her boys over for a play in the paddling pool and a picnic dinner after school.

Just off to read the willful child thread, hopefully pick up some tips!

Would anyone mind if I do the new thread this time?

I was going to use this.....

Moi? Why I'm SHINEY.....

S - sexy
H - hot
I - ingenious
E - enigmatic
Y - y do you ask.

And then add a bit about healthy eating etc.....

And cock cake.

Would that be ok or am I too new?

Feel free to tell me to Efff Orrfff.

Go for it Mouse! You can be the TIT.

What did that stand for again?

fluff did I tell you I used to live round the corner from Torn man? And he is just as beautiful in real life - and properly tall...not one of those tv shorties that is tiny tiny in RL.

I think Perez Hilton got it wrong on wentworth...I have to cling to that

Double - I too want to see neighbour!

Mouse - sounds like a good title to me!

Trills - reason I got fitflops was my dodgy back but they are pretty good (I think).

mouse - exactly, big rat i think. will steer clear.

Anyway, is he gay or not??????????

alice - i must admit it was sooo painful i was quite pleased at err shortness, dp less so

can someone tell me about raisins, am using them as lternative to sweets but looking at packet they have 71.4g of sugars per 100g, thats terrible isnt it? and 300kcal per 100g Sounds like a big mac to me??

hells - i love him. when dp said he was gay i was like noooooo then dp said 'hes a bloody ex ballet dancer, what do you think??' My DP is very ermmm post modern and deconstructed. Not.

Double - your neighbour sounds very very nice. Bit awkward though if you break up

mouse - have a quick look at most active

here

and none of you has helped me with my choc ice problem in chat.

DeFluffs - agreed. Which is why I'm cross. For me and for those who spilled their guts.

EEeeehhhmmm.....

Drum roll please.....

New thread is here

I think with raisins you feel like a good mummy, and it does count as one a day. Bad for teeth though. I have decided i don't give a flying fuck about other peoples views on my parenting anymore. If my DD wants a treat when we go shopping, if she behaves she may have one. I treat myself for shopping, it's only fair and DD has fruit shoots and sausage rolls (from Greggs) in public!

Thanks DeFluff.

I just think that if it is trolling then it is the fooking lowest of the low on this occasion.

alice - not for dd for me!! dd wouldnt eat them she only does sweets

Defluff, in that case you could try actual real life fruit, but raisins are good when you want something sweet.

ive never finished a thread before.

am i going to make it??

I bloody love the Torn man (Jeremy Sheffield), even used to sit through Holby so I could lust after him, he is gorgeous.
Cannot believe you lived near him, Hells!

Loving your work, Mouse, very good TIT you are too (Tsar in charge of titles? There is a TWAT too, dunno what that is?)

Have done 2 sneaky 10min abs workouts, I love the pilates one, which makes me think I am not doing it properly