To Shine is divine.......

[Mittz]

Healthy thread focussing on cock and cake finding the method that suits you whilst enjoying some cheery banter and googling obscene veg!

I am Mitts... hello xx

Morning, tis me, Mouseface.

Jet - OUCH for you! Echo everyone else, gallons of water and cranberry juice, failing that Boots for some targeted relief.

Good news about junior jet!

Lizzy - you are a fitness godess! Once I am able, I am going to enlist you as my personal trainer!!

Iggi - DD skipped the potty and went stright to the loo as she was terrified of sitting on the potty!

Wasting - have a good to at your Aunty's.

Double - are you dressed yet? Slob Lazy woman that you are!

Those who are working, hope it flies by.

Off to physio soon for some more torture intensive treatment so I've had TWO Tramadol this morning!! Eek, I may fall asleep in the hydro pool!

Hope everyone else is fine and dandy today........

It's cooler and breezy here, thankfully!

Double - you are in a jolly and fiesty mood today!! Nice to see! And yes, stop with the and keep up the please!!!

DOUBLE - Wheres your sexy neighbour??

Are you seeing cf this weekend in the UK?

I am feeling all sorts of weird love type feelings towards my dp. God its totally strange, its like you get into a habit of not doing it and then lose everything But it comes back when you do it!!

Only lasted about 3 seconds though He said if i posted that on here he'd kill me but i dont care haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaa [evil grin]

DeFluffy - ah the wonders of a quick shag

And yes, he will kill you for posting that!

you mid cycle then fluffy?

I have lost the will to live. I had it when i left the house. but have the ironing mountain from hell to tackle an all i want to do is sleep.

Thankfully it is overcast, periodically spitting and cooler. So must tackle the ironing whilst ds is at school. Making granddad's birthday cake later. Must take ds out to buy a card too i'd forgotten. thankfully the folks got birthday/christmas combined this year so no pressie to get. ALthough have a nice picture that might put in frame... will see what i get round to doing.

what a message to killed the thread on

Right will be awol most of today. need another early night.

Now that is really getting old.

x-post thanks mouse.

Helloooooooo!

I am feeling surprisingly cheery.

I am also minging from shredding. Will hop in the shower then I'm on my way to pick you up Saf.

Aww, DeFluff, glad you got your moojo back. Sounds like you need to practise some more though

I'm fine, just get this lazy feeling when it's summer and I want to go lie in the sun. Not that it's quite lying-in-sun temperature here, but I can think of many more lovely things I could do rather than work.

And as usual once I get to work it is fine, I have things to do that are not too boring, the people are nice, I have a cup of tea.

Septic tank sounds horrid double - just the word it nasty.

Cystitis is nasty, you can definitely buy drugs - wash them down with cranberry juice and drink loads of water even if you don't feel like it. That urinary tract needs washing through.

I find the tube is hot sometimes even in winter. I call it the unnatural hot wind of the underworld.

I want to buy the shred, but no idea when I would do it. Do you need space to move around?

not too much space trills - just enough to do star jumps standing up, and press ups lying down - make sure you dont get those two the wrong way round, cos that would be just weird

double - bugger about the septic tank, i know absolutely nothing about them, are they something that can be easily fixed?

fluff, just ]

just been to pharmacist on way back from picking mini up, as i suddenly felt like i was going to fant (a regular fainter here, so no when one is coming) - turns out she doesnt think it is cystitis, as i am peeing for england and apparently it should be the opposite. I also have a monumental pain in my side, which i had thought was due to the mouthful of the bairn's pizza i had yesterday So i have to go to docs, will have to try and get in tomorrow, as too late today. Am so cheesed off, and feel decidedly dodgy

I could make star shapoes lying down, and move backwards and forwards standing up. Not sure it would have the desrired effect though.

Cystitis is usually: feel you need to pee, try to pee, burning, not much pee comes out, repeat frequently.

oh, i am - feel the need to pee, wince, attempt to pee, wince some more, pee (and lots of it, which makes me go ow ow ow)