To Shine is divine.......

[Mittz]

Healthy thread focussing on cock and cake finding the method that suits you whilst enjoying some cheery banter and googling obscene veg!

I am Mitts... hello xx

Oh and fluff really wouldnt worry. that is the least of the issues I get called into school about. throwing stones at the cars in the school car park was a doosie. Aparantly his aim has improved

night DEM

Really turning you off now. Night.

Oi - DF are you up for a swap?, I forgot to ask. Or are you tactfully avoiding the subject after checking my DH out.

Night DEM.

Bitter - we have a BBQ lots in the summer which means I lose more weight due to the higher protien intake!!

Oh Fluffs - your not mean and it's good that she had to fess up to someone and who better than Gran??

Erm.....I have a feeling I have missed something whilst away? Something not good?

can i scream because dd is screaming AGAIN

norma - twas nothing - I flounced - for a bout ten minutes - literally - was just being a bit waily waily. nothing to see.

fluffy - snort at the plastic pig throwing. I wouldn't worry, they can all be little horrors at this age.

Sorry, dd keeps having night terrors I think.

Right, Bitter - I don't know. My pc is being weird so I can get into all different internet sites but when I try to click on your name to get to your photos it doesn't do it.

right ive got in through a back door so to speak but I think hes a little young for me Bitter, and he doesn't look 6'3, the Batman top is slightly weird for a grown man too...

It's fine DF, I geddit - your loss!

Very tactfully handled.

(why am I slightly miffed that DF doesn't want to shag my husband? )

SAF - She wrote a note in the book 8 lines of how terrible it was

Bitter - I swear I can't see him! I've found 3 photos, a girl a boy and a dog!!!! Where is he? This could be the start of a brilliant relationship (once we've ditched you and my DP obviously)

Had it set to private.

And I thought you were being coy!

OOOOOO go on then, just to do you a favour you understand

I think I can find time in my busy schedule to err 'fit him in' so to speak

Now I could put back up my Rubber Ball picture to reel him in, but fear he may be disappointed when I turn up 5 stone slightly heavier than I was in that photo...

Off for a bath, I've come over all hot...

DeFluff - I think you got your mojo back!

Mouse - work slightly better, but still busy. Back to normal hours next week.s

Fluffs, DH suffered with ulcerative colitis for 20 odd years - no one knew much about it. He had his bowel removed and a temporary bag put in place. He was replumbed six months later. He did loads and loads of research. He now speaks to people who are about to have the same ops - who perhaps cannot make a decision whether to have a bag and keep one or have it removed etc etc. He is on the Exec Committee of this charity and is also on the local one. He meets at the hospital with the stoma nurses etc. He is treasurer of the York IA. He also moderates the forum too, answers e-mails, questions on there. A full time job really.

Blimey Bella! That's incredibly worthy but I can see why it takes up a lot of MrBella's time. And I can see why that would annoy you.

Bitter, what makes you think that?

Not the bit about MrBella or it annoying me - cos it does vastly!

I just meant it sounds very time consuming Bella - andI would be annoyed if DH was taking lots of phonecalls etc when he was at home. I hope I didn't offend.

Of course you didn't offend me Bitter, but I also don't want you putting yourself down either. You maybe working class - but so am I and there is nowt wrong with that. Chavvy however is another matter entirely

Bella - I live on an ex council estate where the accessory of choice is a pitbull and an evil look.

It's not about putting myself down - obviously I am far better mannered and educated than they - It's reality.

I don't live near too many people who can talk about committees, treasurers, and moderating forums.

I'm not ashamed of being Working Class - far from it - it's just a different world that's all.

Now where did I put my burberry cap?

so people expect a voluntary worker to be constantly available to take calls etc, rather than calling up the stoma nurses whose job it is to take these calls .