Rise and SHINE with the best quiche ever!

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Welcome all- old and new- this is our fifty-something Healthy Eating thread, where we chat, support each other's ascent into vibrant slinkiness full of bright eyes and glorious glowing skin etc etc...

Post as much as you can, and you'll be sure to catch the gossip and the gamut of human emotion that make up the Shiney threads. They have grown from one woman's noble quest to ditch curly-wurlies for breakfast into a veritable Mumsnet phenomenon,which has actually seen some of us lose rather a lot of weight and get much healthier...

Not me- I am still trying to get there, and have a permanent cold, but hey, let's not split hairs: there are other regulars who are a positive inspiration! So jump in and find us again, or join us anew, and follow whatever approach suits you.

A penguin would be highly inappropriate I guess?

Yank...I offer my deepest apologies.

Now giggling about your rabbit humping tho'...

Like the superheroine idea....what was it you said on a thread yesterday about being able to get a man's trousers down in record time? That could be your superpower

He could put "Gosh this is hard" in a little speech bubble, perhaps?

girl penguin, wielding a truncheon....

BOF, blimey I'm not surprised you feel weird about the ex.

Bugger, just worked out the points for half the pizza I bought and it's 11.5! Only got 8.5 left. No pizza for me then (or maybe just one small slice eh?).

May I just say that my DH is both reliable and trustworthy .

Also, the most mysoginistic bloke I ever met had the smallest dick one of my closest friends had ever seen, and she had seen quite a few. One night was enough for her!

One of your closest friends, you say? Yeah right

Ah, my thread has gone now. Shame though- I was having fun flaming myself...

Honestly BOF, promise wasn't me .

Actually, my most shocking moment of sex was with this totally gorgeous bloke that everyone really fancied and I got to go out with on a few dates. First time we did it it was barely in before he came, I put it down to nerves but it happened everytime, in fact that was the one and only time he got it in, the rest of the time he'd finished, as it were, before we got that far. I just didn't know what to do about it and being the feckless cow I was then decided to dump him rather than be lovely and help him through his er... problem!

Right, apparantly I am the mother of some children in the house and I should be spending some time with them before bed.

Catch you all later.

Hmm, have to say that peaking in the warm-up would be a dealbreaker for me too, I'm afraid. I dare you to start an AIBU and take the flak...

Remember Shiney's flaming on the four-inch willy thread?

BOF, I am way to scared to do an AIBU. I come here for the chat, not a shouting at (get enough of that at home from small nagging people). Feel free though to take the story as your own and embellish on AIBU at will

Damn, vacuum cleaner broken, and DP was going to do the hoovering. He reckons he casn get bits and fix it though, so he gets points for being manly and practical

Oh i just howled at 'Eyewateringly large cock'

I am a tit, when the car salesman asked me 'when i would like my new car' i said 'oh no rush, Wednesday will do' all laid back like 'oh its only a car' type of attitude, when i really wanted to jump down the phone and kiss the face off him

I should have said Tuesday, i cannot wait till wednesday, do you think he will think i am mad if i phone him in the morning and ask if i can get it tomorrow night?

Sorry to hear you are illing bof and mitts

I have been very good on my diet today, have used 18.5 points, but its bloody hard! i am starving!

Mitts lovely music

Oh yes Vinny.... flutter your eyelashes down the phone at him.....

If we're doing who I'd be if I were a superhero I'd be:

ADD girl, here to fight for truth, justice oooooh shiney!

RandomDueToLackOfSleepNotCosIIsMadNorNuffinkTiggaxx

Vinny - if you say 'can I get it t/m night' he may get a bit confused and come rushing over (without the car)

Well all I can say is... length > girth > as you were...

Bella - what have scones got to do with (to use Yank's favourite phrase) - mantools ??

Hello Tigga, hello all.
V.glad I didn't read the recent pages at work! You are a dirty lot.
Bad mood as nursery told DP that DS's behaviour today was completely unacceptable, and asked him (loudly, in front of other parents) if there had been a change in family circumstances! I am sure he can be somewhat, er, lively (being 2 an'all) but they do seem to have criticisms every day and not much praise. Not like he's a fighter or a biter etc.
Dress pic on profile by the way. Bear in mind my arms will be safely covered up with organza shrug thingy!