Let it SHIIIIIII-IIINE, Let it Shine....waltzing about in rude good health like we are all in an M&S ad

[BiteOfFun]

Welcome to the latest in our series of healthy eating threads (26 and counting)!

The emphasis is on health (which is sometimes rude when we get chatting frivolously, as is our tendency), and weight loss where desired. I obviously don't desire it enough, as I am the same weight as when I started, but some of our regulars are mere shadows of their former selves ...

Do come and sign in here if you are with us, or want to join in- all welcome.

We try a variety of approaches, and there is always a lot of support and quite a few laughs along the way. Shiney is the head honcho round these parts, and we do get to be regaled with her embarrassing stories before the rest of MN, so that's always a big draw

Join us if you will!

Thats better

Tada!!!!

PMSL at Shiney's new name

PMSL

I can't tear myself away from this thread today, it's hilarious

Disclaimer: my imaginary cock is far from gruesome, but it is prone to growsome when excited

Squeezy, your name is truly minging

and [groan] Vinny

Hehehehe, the cheezycock is a dieting must-have: it's put me right off lunch

That's a boak emoticon too.

But Squeezy, it's great- you must keep it

I've quite a funny cock story but it might be one of those ones that's not as good written down.

Where DH works, there is a lot of military people and they have to all communicate with each other. In the military bit they are all "yes sir, no sir" etc whereas DHs bit is quite laid back.

One day, one of the top military guys was trying to get one of DHs guys to do something but he was really busy so kept him waiting. So this other guy comes over and say's "oh, top military bloke needs this thing done NOW"......without turning round the guy on DHs bit says "Tell that cock to fucking wait a minute"......and the guy who had been sent over said "Oh, you can tell him yourself because he is right here". The guy from DHs bit turns round and this military honcho is standing right there

He got in a LOT of trouble.

Oh dear cheesycock. That must have been very

Oh come on Shiney- lets see if we can make thread 26 the One That Got Deleted...

Message deleted by cocksnet.

Fuck, cock, wank, arse, tits, cunt........

Will that help, BitOfCock?

Ha haaaa! CheesyCock!

Squeezy, your name is truly vile. I have been pissing myself laughing at the gym reading what you lot have been up to

Lovely to see MamaG on the thread sharing the germs love

Are you lot taking the piss?!

Squeezy you are on form today dear

Who us?? No, just following our Tel, our hero

Obviously as a man, you can stay superior with your 'real' trousersnake rather than our prosthetic strap ons

Feel better?

i bet my cock is bigger that yours

Apologies to anyone with prosthetic appendages if i have offended . Seems all too common round these parts atm

I have an array of sizes in my 'cock cupboard' . All neatly boxed like you would find in a Habitat showroom

LOL at your brown cock TW. He is a truly magnificent specimin