A cake in each hand does NOT count as a balanced diet! Join the SHINEY healthy eating thread for weight loss sucess (& idle chit chat about DTs bum)!

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Welcome one & all to our 24th healthy eating thread!

If you want to loose or maintain weight or you just want a healthier diet you've come to the right thread! Shiney is our illustrious leader & can tell you 101 things to do with a QF!

We're a friendly bunch so come & join in but hold on to your knickers as we move fast - just dive in we don't bite but we do like to chat about David Tennants bum

EW, TWC, I have a mental picture now that I want to bleach from my mind......

Yes DP its me seems my little joke is offending folk, best change back then

Wonder what happens if you botox a cock...

Best not to think about it.

Terry - if you do go - do you promise to pop up again every once in a while

Offending who?

Just imagining twc all wrinkly = nasty!!! Not a nice mental image.

Takes quite a bit to offend me i assure you

hey VT...i've never told you this..but i had a mahoosive argument with you months ago..(long before we became lovers)...on a thread about twitter...

sound too painful to imagine trill

OOh, botoxing cocks, now there's a thought, it would be ever ready then.
Great for TTCing

Meant to add that i was not offended in the slightest, sorry if gave that impression

Will shut up now

Really DP must have been a lovers tiff, i must go and find it so i can laugh at myself, did we insult each other?

DP, I think you have argued with most people haven't you?

Sorry Spooky i thought you called me Nasty, i'm a nice cock i promise

lol lizzy...that's true...

but you know one persons mouthy trouble-making troll is another persons freedom poster..

VT...i'll see if i can find it...

Are you going to talk to Gordy with your new name, Vinny? It would be very lovely to see!

arhh... the way we were

Would pay good money to see that!

I don't think MNHQ would appriciate me talking to Gordie as TWC they might throw me out

I was even worried that VT might to rude for him

I suppose AnyFucker is out then?

Just readin it now DP, gawd i talk bollocks don't i

I'm fairly sure Gordon Brown must swear in real life. But maybe he's not allowed to on a public forum...

omg VT..tell me about it....isn't it painful when you read back old posts...could i get any further up my own arse....?

a very very late apology to you..

Are you really the most laid-back person you know?

Bloody eck i can't believe i was getting histercal about twitter, i dont even use it anymore, i must have had pms that day

DP you were actually quite nice to me for most of it, and i was a bit rude to you

I think it must have been the moment i realised we should be lovers

I might change to TerryWogansManhood, just for Gordie