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A cake in each hand does NOT count as a balanced diet! Join the SHINEY healthy eating thread for weight loss sucess (& idle chit chat about DTs bum)!

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NormaSknockers · 14/10/2009 22:21

Welcome one & all to our 24th healthy eating thread!

If you want to loose or maintain weight or you just want a healthier diet you've come to the right thread! Shiney is our illustrious leader & can tell you 101 things to do with a QF!

We're a friendly bunch so come & join in but hold on to your knickers as we move fast - just dive in we don't bite but we do like to chat about David Tennants bum

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NormaSknockers · 14/10/2009 22:40

Hhmmmm perhaps I should start watching Strictly....

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DevilsEnticeMadness · 14/10/2009 22:46
SazZaVoom · 14/10/2009 22:48

Right, bed for me as no doubt another 5.15am getting up will be my treat for the morning

NormaSknockers · 14/10/2009 22:51

Long live the spell checker

Right off to bed with me too, night all!

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daftpunk · 14/10/2009 22:53

lol..DEM...have you seen 90% of my posts..typos/spelling mistakes galore..!

DevilsEnticeMadness · 14/10/2009 22:59

tbh punky i am oblivious to spelling mistakes. Often alot of words look like they are mispelt even when they are right. can spell difficult words but not fairly easy ones and didnt even know there was a different between loose and lose. i just thought lose was poor spelling

daftpunk · 15/10/2009 10:09

yeah..ikwym....i can read typo..no problem.

NormaSknockers · 15/10/2009 10:31

I never, ever get loose & lose right, never have! My A-level english teacher used to despair of me as there has always been a few words that I can't spell correctly for toffee The one thing that does drive me mad is when people say/write brought when they mean bought - drives me cuckoo!

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FlamingoBingo · 15/10/2009 10:35

I'm here

Yet another fresh start on the new thread.

daftpunk · 15/10/2009 10:45

norma....you don't know me very well do you..

i was jokingly taking the p...

your spelling ability is the least of my worries...

you just wont be allowed to start another thread .... but i'm sure you'll understand

NormaSknockers · 15/10/2009 10:47

LOL I know, I really am crap at getting those kind of words right though

Oh dear I've lost my thread starting entitlement - well I shall have to go & sulk in the corner in that case

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FiveGoMadonTheDanceFloor · 15/10/2009 10:47

Just saying Hi, sorry RL has taken over this week and for the next few so will dip in and out.

TrillianSlasher · 15/10/2009 10:48

WTF? When did you do this? And why?

travellingwilbury · 15/10/2009 10:51

Hello all , can I come back please ? I am in dire need of a kick up the arse . I have stayed the same for two weeks now and I am also feeling knackered so have lost my oomph for the whole thing .

I am seriously thinking of taking some sort of tonic to give me back some get up and go . Anybody got any bright ideas ?

daftpunk · 15/10/2009 10:55
travellingwilbury · 15/10/2009 11:07

thanks dp
That should do the trick , now it is safe isn't it ?

NormaSknockers · 15/10/2009 11:11

Well I was going suggest some Vitamin C but I think my suggestion pales in comparrison

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travellingwilbury · 15/10/2009 11:38

Vit C does sound like it could be worth a try but the speed seems to working a bit quicker

I was thinking about that berroca stuff . Has anybody tried it before ?

VinegARGHHHtits · 15/10/2009 11:44

If you going to talk about DT's bum then i'm outta here

NormaSknockers · 15/10/2009 11:47

Well it's either that or TW's cock!

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TheMitsubishiWarrioress · 15/10/2009 11:58

Yes...I am in serious doubt about the elected cock and bum mascots...

DT is like a ....fishbone...

And much as I enjoy awakening to the dulcet tones of TW, that photo puts me in mind of the large slugs that invade my kitchen over night.

(It is cold and autumnal, aren't they supposed to hibernate now or something?)

NormaSknockers · 15/10/2009 12:04

Nowt wrong with the slender bodied blokes TW's trouser snake is the stuff of nightmares though!

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TheMitsubishiWarrioress · 15/10/2009 12:26

Not a problem with slender blokes Norma, but DT..... well he doesn't have that 'je ne ce quoi' for me..

Well he certainly wouldn't feature in my Diet Coke fantasies anyway...you can keep him.

VinegARGHHHtits · 15/10/2009 12:31

I will never understand the attraction to DT, if it was a choice between him and TW (and they were the last 2 men left in the Universe) then give me (and i can't believe i am about to say this ) TW anyday

slimeoncrazydemon · 15/10/2009 12:32

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