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A cake in each hand does NOT count as a balanced diet! Join the SHINEY healthy eating thread for weight loss sucess (& idle chit chat about DTs bum)!

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NormaSknockers · 14/10/2009 22:21

Welcome one & all to our 24th healthy eating thread!

If you want to loose or maintain weight or you just want a healthier diet you've come to the right thread! Shiney is our illustrious leader & can tell you 101 things to do with a QF!

We're a friendly bunch so come & join in but hold on to your knickers as we move fast - just dive in we don't bite but we do like to chat about David Tennants bum

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SpookyAlice · 16/10/2009 09:18

cheers terry, will bear that in mind

oh, and hadn't you better cover that thing up? It is getting rather chilly you know

TerryWogansCock · 16/10/2009 09:21

I am well snug here in terrys tight trousers, actually its getting a bit warm, i might see if Terry wants to let me hang out a little

SpookyAlice · 16/10/2009 09:26

Careful not to catch a chill now

TrillianSlasher · 16/10/2009 09:36
TerryWogansCock · 16/10/2009 09:37

I'm waiting for my bacon and sausage roll to arrive

TrillianSlasher · 16/10/2009 09:38

Bcaon and sausage roll? This is a healthy eating thread.

TerryWogansCock · 16/10/2009 09:40

Have ordered a brown roll with no butter

TrillianSlasher · 16/10/2009 09:47

That's a bit more like it.

SpookyAlice · 16/10/2009 09:57

You enjoy it really Trills

TrillianSlasher · 16/10/2009 09:58

Are you eating folic acid and other special things Alice? I assume you're not onto the voodoo yet

SpookyAlice · 16/10/2009 10:04

I got some folic acid yesterday. It is scary and strange, DD was a complete accident surprise and i had been to a friends big birthday party and was drinking sambucca shots all evening, found out a week later i was 5 weeks pg so actualling planning it scares the life out of me

SpookyAlice · 16/10/2009 10:04

WTF is actualling???

PumpkinsCantDanceTheTango · 16/10/2009 10:08

Haha at actualling. Alice are you alice who was/is on the slattern threads?

My throats too sore to eat again but have made myself have a banana so I can swallow some pills. Been up most of the night in pain.

Willing to sell my germs if anyone wants them - they really do stop you wanting to eat!!

NormaSknockers · 16/10/2009 10:09

Morning all

Checking in quickly, Shiney hope interview goes well today!

Alice - scary but exciting

Everyone ok today?

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SpookyAlice · 16/10/2009 10:26

Yes that's me still a slattern

Norma that sounds crap, i think it may be what we are getting

SpookyAlice · 16/10/2009 10:27

Sorry, meant Pumpkin not Norma

TrillianSlasher · 16/10/2009 10:37

Not feeling the love for the work this morning.

SpookyAlice · 16/10/2009 10:44

You can't tell

Lizzylou · 16/10/2009 10:48

Hi all
Just swishing in with new haircut, very nice, very trendy skinny juniors who were almost too beautiful to look at. I bloody hate sitting there in front of a mirror with my double chin hanging out looking all haggard. Never mind, haircut is lovely, just a chin length bob but nice and swishy.

NO pics though Trill!

Alce missed that you were shagging TTCing, fab, that is deffo the best bit

Pumpkin, hope you feel better soon, have some soup and lemsip

Lizzylou · 16/10/2009 10:49

Oh, and my forehead is getting wrinkly I noticed, thats what comes of looking in a mirror.

Got to do some work so can earn money for botox

TerryWogansCock · 16/10/2009 10:56

I know exactly what you mean about being wrinkly lizzielou, me too, me too

SpookyAlice · 16/10/2009 10:59

Nasty

TerryWogansCock · 16/10/2009 11:01

eh? sorry did i forget the so you knew i was joking

daftpunk · 16/10/2009 11:08

VT...is that you...?

TerryWogansCock · 16/10/2009 11:09

And you can't talk to the threadmascot like that, or i will resign

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