A cake in each hand does NOT count as a balanced diet! Join the SHINEY healthy eating thread for weight loss sucess (& idle chit chat about DTs bum)!

[NormaSknockers]

Welcome one & all to our 24th healthy eating thread!

If you want to loose or maintain weight or you just want a healthier diet you've come to the right thread! Shiney is our illustrious leader & can tell you 101 things to do with a QF!

We're a friendly bunch so come & join in but hold on to your knickers as we move fast - just dive in we don't bite but we do like to chat about David Tennants bum

i kinda guessed i'd pulled on that thread .....ha ha

listen, shouldn't have linked an old thread onto here..trills is right...do you want me to get MNHQ to delete it..?

Why shouldnt you link an old thread? is there some rule about linking to old threads? i thought it was quite funny, i often laugh at myself and the crap i come out with

I meant I was naughty to pick up DP on something she said in Feb and go at her I'm sure I've said all sorts of crap!

Sooooo hungry - having breakfast makes me more hungry I think. Makes my stomach expect it's going to get fed regularly.

oh good....everythings ok..

omg...i must be getting old...i've just turned up jamie cullums new song...

I love Jamie Cullum

at your stomach expecting to be fed regularly

Trills i'm the same, if i don't eat i don't get hungry, but the more i eat the hungrier i get

Mmm, tasty chilli.

Joined the boys at work for a pint but resisted the lure of the pub menu and am eating my prepared lunch.

I think real ale is healthier than lager becuuse it's made from proper ingredients...

omg im proper hungover

off to drown head in shower for a while
hope everyones good today

catch up soon guys

at TWC being a nice 'cock' (Goddammit I am enjoying writing that word)

COCK! COCK! COCK! COCK! COCK! COCK!

I am blardy ill and coughed up blood this morning. I was OK yesterday lunch time. How does one get to feel this crap in 24 hrs?

I haven't fallen out with DP..which would be weird because I am very difficult to rile.... (unless you are 6 or 11)

at the shouting of cock.

Poor TMW, sounds awful.

Aww poor TMW

TWC you are not allowed to stoke heads, it's too disturbing...

Am chuffed off. Man promises car will be in dealership yesterday/today and I can pick it up once it has been through their system on Sat. Man rings at lunchtime today to say car not at garage - still in transit and it will not reach dealership until Tuesday. Am mightily pissed off.

Shiney, how did you get on?

what not even my own?

Not sure you're allowed to do this face either

It must be very restricting being Terry Wogan's Cock.

Yes, where is our leader, how was the interview?

Work/life balance v important. Maybe they thought you were so fantastic that you should be doing a big career-y job.

Call later? As in today?

this thread makes no sense to me
have you lot all been on the piss the last few days......?

Mental image of human sized cock with little arms stroking my head is making me cry with laughter...

Shiney...I really hope things go well for you...

Bella...I have new car excitement for you...

Hi Shiney - good luck for the phonecall.

I now have to phone the insurance company again and tell that I will still have my old car at 5.00pm tomorrow

{grin] at TWC's profile!

V annoying about slowness of car people, but soon you will have a shiny new one

in fact!

about the car for you Bella, you pay all that money and they can't even get it to you on time grrr

Fingers (and balls) crossed for you Shiney, hope you get a phone call with good news soon

I was well behaved on the GB thread dont you think?

ooooh we have halloween smileys

must be because i told mnhq i would look good in a little hat