A cake in each hand does NOT count as a balanced diet! Join the SHINEY healthy eating thread for weight loss sucess (& idle chit chat about DTs bum)!

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Welcome one & all to our 24th healthy eating thread!

If you want to loose or maintain weight or you just want a healthier diet you've come to the right thread! Shiney is our illustrious leader & can tell you 101 things to do with a QF!

We're a friendly bunch so come & join in but hold on to your knickers as we move fast - just dive in we don't bite but we do like to chat about David Tennants bum

Do you think i should namechange before asking Gordie a Q tomorrow?

might be a good idea...

Woah, that's pretty serious, what is Gordon Brown after?

votes trill....votes..

I would LOVE you to stay as TerryWogansCock- it's a frickin boss name

I always miss those , I am oblivious to half the dramas round here .

Troll-spotting ahoy. And not even you this time.

Bloody hell i can't beleive someone started a thread like that, i was around on the other thread last night, she is defo genuine and very brave

Oh and yes i am the TW cockmiester, going to keep that name for special occasions

The difference with DM is that you were suspiss over a period of time, not just from one thread, i hope we are not going to get cunting troll hunters threads every time someone posts in distress

Who started the other thread? What were they saying?I think they need a longer apprenticeship before they can trollspot effectively, that was a crap call.

Shiney- we should start an online detective agency. MN could make one of their videos about us. We could call it Moonshining

I would be the glamorous Cybill Shepherd, and you could be wisecracking Bruce Willis before he went bald. Hope you're ok with the way I've divvied up the roles....Vinny can be the dimwitted receptionist, perhaps? You ok with that, VT?

I couldn't believe the 'troll' shout either.

Can I be scooby? Sort of aimlessly useless?

And from completely the wrong mystery solving series..

You mean Agnes DiPesto BOF?

I dont mind being her, dimwit was just a cover, i loved that series

OMG - this thread is hilarious - my favourite line being "swats TW's cock out the way!!! Just conjurs up all kind of interesting images lol!!

And i too miss all the juicy kicking off thread I am way too boring!

I can see why someone thought it was very quick though, I did think that this morning.
But I wouldn't have called troll or said anything but I have no clue where she lives.
It is very apparent from the thread though that she is genuine, this is why trolls are so bloody annoying, makes everyone suspicious even when posters are genuine.

Am gutted, always wanted to be Cybil Shepherd

you know, i still live under the "troll" suspicions...even though i have never started threads about anything much

getting more pissed off at being moderated

fuck that.

I'll be the mysterious black-haird woman who turns up occassionally with clues.