A cake in each hand does NOT count as a balanced diet! Join the SHINEY healthy eating thread for weight loss sucess (& idle chit chat about DTs bum)!

[NormaSknockers]

Welcome one & all to our 24th healthy eating thread!

If you want to loose or maintain weight or you just want a healthier diet you've come to the right thread! Shiney is our illustrious leader & can tell you 101 things to do with a QF!

We're a friendly bunch so come & join in but hold on to your knickers as we move fast - just dive in we don't bite but we do like to chat about David Tennants bum

Right, I need a small rant- I am knackered and going back to bed for a while, so will keep in brief. My ex is a complete and utter knobboid. I would cheerfully push him off a cliff into a pit of terry wogan snakes.

Shall explain later, but for now, just grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Oh yes, a good kick in the cock is definitely in order!

On an unrelated note, aren't you just dying to know who pissed Hecate off?

Do you want me to do a swearing rant for you BoF? I am pre menstrual and excel at them at this time of the month.

I think I could make them blush in MN towers...

i've never spoken to hecate..[i'm innocent]

innocent and you in the same sentence constitute and oxymoron DP

Why, is Hecate pissed off? I hadn't noticed.

I am annoyed because you started a new thread before finishing the old one. Me knowing about it has nothing to do with it.

ha ha......it's true...i honestly don't think i've ever spoken to her...we must move in different circles...

trills.... get over it

I've filled it Trills, with Mit's style philosophy....

Thanks

I read that as cock knickers shiney

for i minute i thought you were suggesting BOF's ex needs a good rogering up the jacksie and you were offering to do it with your cock knickers

I don't think I've pissed off Hecate. Don't remember talking to her much. I'm not usually terribly controversial.

Why whats wrong with Hecate?

is TW's trouser snake shot meant to help as an appetite suppressant? It's worked for me.

Shiney - how you feeling about the interview t/m?

Thanks Shiney , I am feeling a lot better and less ranty now thankfully .
Thanks for the tip about the tonic stuff , as much as the speed was appreciated dp I am not sure it really goes with my wholesome mother image I am trying to keep up

I think if you are all going to have to keep talking about TWs trouser snake I may have to name change . I wondered what the hell I had been up to

woooo....GB..is on MN tomorrow..

i must ask him a question..

I am sorry shiney, I have trawled a number of the old threads and your claims of ever being 'normal' are completely ungrounded...

I had been snirking rather immaturely at the link between you and TW's thread mascot, TW

!!

You know how you form a mental picture of what people look like before you meet them TWC......