A cake in each hand does NOT count as a balanced diet! Join the SHINEY healthy eating thread for weight loss sucess (& idle chit chat about DTs bum)!

[NormaSknockers]

Welcome one & all to our 24th healthy eating thread!

If you want to loose or maintain weight or you just want a healthier diet you've come to the right thread! Shiney is our illustrious leader & can tell you 101 things to do with a QF!

We're a friendly bunch so come & join in but hold on to your knickers as we move fast - just dive in we don't bite but we do like to chat about David Tennants bum

Sorry, was taken up taken up with Billy Joe and harley.

bella, I can highly recommend classes. We are doing lots of horrid horrid royal icing work atm which is depresing me greatly as I am shitehouse at it and it constantly breaks but it's just all technique and practice and does look nice when it is not all smashed to buggery.

Ooooo Bella you lucky thing you! Billy Joel is awesome

Norma - think we are talking about two different guys here..... me n harley are kinda in love with Billy Joe from Green Day

Yes, slubs, I will make an effort to ring up about the classes. I do get awfully huffy with myself when things don't go to plan and I have to do it again.

PMSL!!!!!! That'll teach me to skim read, PMSL

i actually did laugh out loud there norma

bella! im still hyper today
i wanna be going again....i dont want it to be over

Is thesecondcoming funny?
I miss her on this thread, have you seen how her thread has descended into a right bird row???

Here

Isn't I mean, obv

At least I gave you a laugh My sister would be very jealous though, she loves Green Day & some other band...something for my Valentine?? I like Blink 182 but they're pretty mundane I guess! Although am rather keen on Black Parade song - will shut up waffling now!

at Billy Joel

Meeting meeting meeting, when are you going to start? I want to go home at a decent time tonight please. Bloody day-changing-time-changing time-difference-not-noticing Americans.

I did think you'd have been mad to leave if you only had to work for an hour, slime.

at Norma

Shiney didn't know you were the plod! DH would swap with you, he's been put in IMU & not a happy bunny!

at shiney being 'one of those' single mothers

whats all the fuss about billy joel?

Just me making a tit of myself Vinny!

That thread has got rather fighty hasn't it Lizzy?

Trill, it's just making me laugh so much that posters with names like Mumsiebumsie and MrsXmas are having such a row
Easily amused today though.......

Harley, I emailed DH and told him that you went to the concert and he touched your hand.... his reply was "he has probably got dirt under his fingernails". I said we did not care and he came back and said "he has got bad breath and BO too". Did you manage to get another ticket?

Shiney, I watched that programme too (that mattress in the sitting room was just vile}

oh i watched that, I is one of those single mothers too, and i live in a council house, but those houses made my one look posh! i have clean sheets and everyfink, and i dont own a bull terrier, but would be mighty pissed off if mel b made me join a gym

Blimey, that thread turned into a right old slanging match