Shouting guava guava guava shouting mega mega white bean - 10 / 10 thread

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For anyone who wants a boost to their general health. The suggested goals are:

EAT 10 PORTIONS OF FRUIT AND VEGETABLES EVERY DAY - if you don't usually eat much fruit and veg I would build up gradually or you could upset your digestion.

DO (AT LEAST) 10 MINUTES OF EXERCISE EVERY DAY - can be yoga, stretching or something more energetic. The plan is that the idea of doing 10 minutes is not too daunting, and having started you may well find you want to do more.

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it's our 10 year getting together anniversary this year
i don't know what the 10 year thing is

So, do you have a whitey when you take/sniff? poppers?

I don't like the sound of it

oh I am so late to post. I am fetching myself lots of jalapeno torilla chips which I am addicted to (I don't list that natch)

My parents used to always make my boyfriends have whiteys and be sick on the bathroom floor. It was very irritating.

i have not heard phrase have a whitey before i don't think

Yes I am being serious

Not always, lemur. But quite often.

Right my takeaway is here. Hurrah.

boco, do you mean you sat round partaking of drugs with your parents?

10 years is tin and aluminium.

oh lord what can tin and aluminium be? why are they so random? surely 10 years should be a good one not a year's supply of beans

just wanted to say i think your title is fab!!!

YES

i like it when we get instant title compliments

how's about a barbecue? I'd quite like a proper barbecue. We piss about on the ground with disposable ones and annoy the neighbours with the gushing fumes

clench fist

Well, I didn't, because i didn't approve, but they'd share it with boyfriends, who were desperate to appear cool and sophisticated, and would then faint. Poor dp, he had a whitey when he first met them, he went and lay down and said 'please, please, make them stop, I can't take any more' as my mum cheerfully called 'just rolling another....are you coming through?'

oh no! oh cringe. I cannot imagine havin gparents like that. I feel I've missed out by not knowing anyone who had parents like that

It's annoying because they have no short term memory and are a bit flighty.

oh yeas, that would be annoying. I've only known a couple of dopeheads and they were/are irritatingly spacey and not very good at talking

pmsl at your parents Boco

Will think about tin and aluminium presents.

The comedian Stephen Amos is touring early next year. I could book tickets for that. I feel the pressure is on as dh as already go my present, and he's SHIT at being organised.

LOL at the title and at pointy and at Boco's parents

I am too old to feel at home here

In my day we had warehouse parties where they played Yazz

And I've never had a popper

Although plenty of whiteys apparently

Hope everything is going OK for SB

Hey boy. hey girl. Superstar Dj. here we go!

the original mentions salad so I'd figured it'd do...

c'mon Guad, let's get into the place and get offa our face!

Boco, I blardy love you....