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The new bitten nipps thread!

932 replies

Macdog · 09/01/2007 22:31

Hello (hopefully) to Voodoo, Worley and Jennster!!

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Jennster · 16/01/2007 21:50

They just lost the task because Danielle was being a tart. They have a budget week of food, and having let Shilpa cook all week and not helped or washed up or anything they have complained and complained and been down right rude.

So they only have £5 each for the week, and Jade turns around and says, I'm not being selfish or splitting the group but I'm just getting my own stuff. I bet the bitch lets them give her rice and stuff and she has no food for the whole week, coz you can't do it individually.

Jennster · 16/01/2007 22:04

DD 1 tomorrrow. This time last year I was dilating rapidly and about to call midwives back out for pain relief. Just off to make some fairy cakes.

VoodooBiltong · 16/01/2007 22:12

do you mean dd1 birthday tomorrow?

Happy Birthday Jennbub!

VoodooBiltong · 16/01/2007 22:14

mmmmm cake

Macdog · 16/01/2007 23:01

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JENNBUB!!!!!

I loooooove
cake

I see your thread has kicked off again, Voodz

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VoodooBiltong · 16/01/2007 23:02

I almost darent look!!!!!!!!!
Been reading the big brother thread...

I think Shilpa is ace, cant stand the others

VoodooBiltong · 16/01/2007 23:05

yeah they are just repeating each other now, I wont look at it again!

I want snowleopard to come onto our thread...she has one ds 19mths old. she seems nice.

VoodooBiltong · 16/01/2007 23:06

SNOWLEOPARD COME HERE!!!!!!!

we are 4 nice mumsnetters who actually dont enjoy arguments!

VoodooBiltong · 16/01/2007 23:07

go mACDOGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Anti bullying stance noted

Mac Dog!! Mac Dog!!!! MACDOGGG!!!!!!!

Macdog · 16/01/2007 23:08

I'll send out the psychic vibes Vood!!!!

Hmmmmmmmmm...............

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Macdog · 16/01/2007 23:08

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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VoodooBiltong · 16/01/2007 23:09

love it.

Tag team thread haranguing

how was your course???

VoodooBiltong · 16/01/2007 23:10

for MacDog X

Macdog · 16/01/2007 23:14

Am saddened by how judgemental I'm becoming.
Half the bints aspire to being Vicky Pollard !!!!
I can't relate to them at all. Not just me, others have noticed same thing.

That sounds terrible, but I'm not a bad person.

dd still got hacking cough. She was miserable at creche, heard her screaming through a wall and 2 fire doors

Off tomorrow, back thurs

Have taken refuge in bottle of wine

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Macdog · 16/01/2007 23:16

Just got my award
for you

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Macdog · 16/01/2007 23:32

OK I've had a bottle of wine and I'm in there fighting just for you

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VoodooBiltong · 16/01/2007 23:44

it was a clean fair fight.

and we won!!!!!!!!
Off to bed. dont be up too late
XXXXXXXXX

Macdog · 16/01/2007 23:44

You n' me Voodz mwah !!!

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VoodooBiltong · 16/01/2007 23:49

mwah sweedie!link

Jennster · 17/01/2007 04:52

Gees some seriously freaked out people about. Am I weird, but just not bothered anymore too much by germs and stuff. When dd started nursery, there was a little tuff in the baby room with shaved head and twin streams of green snot coming from his nose. He LOVED dd, but was walking round with play food in his mouth, dropping it on the floor and then offering it to the other babies. It was at that point I decided there really wasn't much point in being too precious about sterilising.

Having said all of the above, I haven't been 'well' (fit or healthy) since dd born. One thing after another. Sinusitis 4 times (actually probably didn't go away) meniningitis coughs and colds, sciatica. DD the same since she started nursery. Cough and cold after cold.

I'm even a bit of a clean freak when it comes to food. Won't take food from a bowl that OTHER children have touched (watched it being coughed over etc) and always wash my hands properly when used the loo etc (don't get me started on public loos and having to get out without touching wee wee handle to freaking door)

Hey hum.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger hey?

Just tested fairy cake. Very nice. Think I will make butterfly cakes and ice some with royal icing and let little girl next door help.

Macdog · 17/01/2007 07:30

Insommnia, Jennster????

mmmmmmmmm..fairy cakes!!!!!!

BTW, assertiveness workshop was yesterday.
Could you tell from thread.
dh kept plaintively poking his head round living room door and wondering when I was coming to bed.
My reply being that Voodz and I were putting the world to rights and I couldn't possibly leave half way through.
Felt really good to let it out

Nice to have a sane thread to come to, though

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Jennster · 17/01/2007 10:59

Yes woke up at 4, and then was lying there for ages so thought I would get up and test the cakes. The 2 children next door are coming for tea tonight. Macaroni cheese yum yum.

VoodooBiltong · 17/01/2007 11:43

Macdog, you are incredibly articulate and reasoned with your arguments.

The rest of those moos just repeated themselves and missed the point.

VoodooBiltong · 17/01/2007 11:44

I really dislike macaroni cheese! There is a tin in he cupboard of it that's been there about 2years...

VoodooBiltong · 17/01/2007 11:45

yucky macaroni