<klaxon> grape sized lump... hurts to sit down...

[KatoPotato]

Wahhhh...

I've had this lump on my labia for many years now, hard but painless.

Since a few days ago - I blame spin class - it's got really big, red and painful. It's the size of a large grape and is mostly hard. I've had mag sulph paste on it, germolene, hot baths, tentative squeezes... nothing - It's hard to dress too, thanks to the location.

I've had similar before, hence my mag sulph knowledge, but this just doesnt seem to be coming to a head, paracetamol and ibuprofen are not touching the pain.

Any ideas???

Not all marking my place......

No, no place marking going on here either...

Good idea re: arriving at the hospital fasted. No breakfast, but you'd be fine to have clear fluids (e.g. water, tea/coffee without milk) in the morning as you only need to be fasted from fluid for 2 hours before general anaesthetic, whereas it is 6 hours for food.

Arggghhh I have just registered a new account (as reset mail still not arrived for normal one) just to see the bollickle and you have hidden it.

Pain, you think you're suffering...imagine us twisted folk and our suffering ;)

Been fucking around with new password just for this, arse to my banking, AND I have been here from the start, missed it.

I hope it goes well for you tomorrow x

Sorry, I of course also hope it goes well tomorrow (have also been here since the start, twatting reset mail) but would really really hope it goes well if you pm me the photo, only joking not joking one little bit

Quick

Its

Back

Yikes, you can almost see the pain emanating from it!

Bloody hell. Respect, Kato. That's one bloody big bollicle.

Owwweeesssss!!!!

How do I find iiiiiiit!

Poor thing.

Hope you get some relief ASAP.

the picture sounds amazing and this would be the bloody day my laptop dies and i can't see cos i am on my phone.

Best sporno in ages! Congratulations bollicle!

Hope you can sleep

Christ, it looks so painful, I hope they sort it out tomorrow for you.

Yessss! I got to see it.
Marking place.

Shameless marking for the finale of Brave Kato and the Living Bollicle Chronicle.

It's at times like this that I ask myself, why did I NOT go to medical school. I could be lancing for a living

Omg. That'll be visible from space. You're very brave
At least you'll be feeling better soon.

Owwww

Amazing weight loss....you go girl!!!

(Faints)

You poor thing, that looks so painful!

Omfg, theres no amount of penicillin gonna shift that bad boy

Will someone please take fucking pity on me and tell me how I go about accessing this photo, long time lurked,

Don't make me prove it.

Fucking hell Kato! I have a big pea sized one in the same place and when it flares I thought it was bad... Wont complain again now!