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<klaxon> grape sized lump... hurts to sit down...

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KatoPotato · 14/04/2014 16:28

Wahhhh...

I've had this lump on my labia for many years now, hard but painless.

Since a few days ago - I blame spin class - it's got really big, red and painful. It's the size of a large grape and is mostly hard. I've had mag sulph paste on it, germolene, hot baths, tentative squeezes... nothing - It's hard to dress too, thanks to the location.

I've had similar before, hence my mag sulph knowledge, but this just doesnt seem to be coming to a head, paracetamol and ibuprofen are not touching the pain.

Any ideas???

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EBearhug · 15/04/2014 23:05

Goodness, Kato, that looks painful even from here. I hope you get some sleep, and I hope it goes well tomorrow and you get some relief. (Push for the morphine, as long as you're not the sort of person who gets sick on it.)

SnotandBothered · 15/04/2014 23:05

Jake you click on OP's name above any of her posts. Her profile will come up, then you select 'see KatoPotatos photos. Make sure you are sitting down Grin

wanttoseethebollickle · 15/04/2014 23:06

Jake. Make sure you are logged in. Click on kato's name should take you to her profile then click on photos.

VivaLeBeaver · 15/04/2014 23:06

Bloody hell, think you'll be having an episiotomy tomorrow! Grin

wanttoseethebollickle · 15/04/2014 23:07

Oh my god. You poor poor thing. That looks horrific. Wishing you some sleep tonight.

KatoPotato · 15/04/2014 23:12

My other worry is I'm actually on my 2ww... 1st cycle ttc number 2... I can't have a ga can I? And they won't be able to do a pg test either yet?

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SchroSawMargeryDaw · 15/04/2014 23:14

I think you would be able to have a GA, lots have them during pregnancy for various reasons, don't they?

Anyway, DP has hydrodenitis superativa and recently had abcesses (and I think sweat gland or whatever it was on) removed and it was done with a local.

VivaLeBeaver · 15/04/2014 23:16

They'll do it under local anaesthetic I'd say.

EBearhug · 15/04/2014 23:16

You don't want tc with that there, it'd turn out like Alien!

But in any case - talk to them - ask them about pg test and GA and so on. (Take a sample bottle in with you...)

KatoPotato · 15/04/2014 23:22

I'm only 5-6 Dpo and don't even know if we've been successful

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starfishmummy · 15/04/2014 23:23

Marking place.

SchroSawMargeryDaw · 15/04/2014 23:24

I think if you were pregnant (and congrats if you are!) then at that point I don't think a GA would have much effect on it? I am sure they will be able to tell you tomorrow though. :)

MinecraftAteMyWorld · 15/04/2014 23:31

Wow! Mega Bollicle. Poor you!

JakeAndTheNeverlandFuckwits · 15/04/2014 23:37

Snot and Want

Thank you.

Kato

Fuck me, don't touch it, from a Dr phobe like me. It looks soo painful. Legs open and ice packs all the way!

Chimchar · 16/04/2014 06:55

Good luck today.

Farewell Follicle Bollickle. It's been a blast!

Sparklingbrook · 16/04/2014 07:10

Morning. Hope you are ok Kato, today's the day hopefully. Bollickle be gone!

coffeeandcream · 16/04/2014 07:38

Bolickus Burstus!

Morning Kato, FX for you today

Tinkerisdead · 16/04/2014 07:45

Its just occured to me that there will be no lucious pus description here will there.

Its gonna be, "I lay on a bed, doctor sorted it but i heard a satisfying pop."

Kato, pleaseeee sit up and watch its birth! We need details.

dubdurbs · 16/04/2014 07:53

Ouch. That's one mega sore bollicle!! I've had one similar before, the pain of it!! I I moved in the wrong way I would break out into a sweat, and the damn thing would throb! It ecenetually became too much for me and I took a sterilized needle to it, pinched had behind the lump and stabbed it-the amount of blood and puss tat came out was incredible, but the utter relief when it had emptied was blissful.... I wouldn't recommend that course of action for you as there's no visible head, or area of pressure to aim for.

Interestingly, you say you're TTC-elevated hormone levels make it more likely for these nasty little buggers to appear!!

Damnautocorrect · 16/04/2014 07:59

I had similar when I was pregnant so they did it under local because of baby.

KatoPotato · 16/04/2014 08:03

Sweet lord what a night. Woke at 4am in absolute agony.

Drs opens in an hour to get my referral but I took another photo this morning and we have a head... There's also a lot of bruising, go look!

I am delirious with the pain!

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lazypepper · 16/04/2014 08:05

Oh no. that looks worse than yesterday.

so, you have to go to GP to get referral to hosp? I hope they can drug you up and get it sorted quick sticks.

Shesparkles · 16/04/2014 08:07

I'm sure a head is good news, but bloody hell you poor thing! I hope it gets sorted today

FuckyNell · 16/04/2014 08:07

My eyes!!!!!!!!!

KatoPotato · 16/04/2014 08:07

Yes I tried nhs24 and they said they can't refer me!

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