<klaxon> grape sized lump... hurts to sit down...

[KatoPotato]

Wahhhh...

I've had this lump on my labia for many years now, hard but painless.

Since a few days ago - I blame spin class - it's got really big, red and painful. It's the size of a large grape and is mostly hard. I've had mag sulph paste on it, germolene, hot baths, tentative squeezes... nothing - It's hard to dress too, thanks to the location.

I've had similar before, hence my mag sulph knowledge, but this just doesnt seem to be coming to a head, paracetamol and ibuprofen are not touching the pain.

Any ideas???

Wow, what an epic!
Hope you're feeling better?

Blimey Kato! That is a whopper!

How are you feeling today?

I'm sore today, think all my good drugs have ran out and I keep peeing on my stitches!

Keep trying to remember the actual pain of gym...

Aaah Kato that's not nice. You'll have to go back to post birth routine of drinking lots to dilute your wee and squirting some warm water from a sports cap bottle at the same time.

Ah yes peeing on your stitches otherwise known as peeing razor blades.

The best tip I ever had was run a shallow bath and pee in it. It felt like heaven. I had internal stitches. Ouch.

Hope you are recovering well.

Make sure that you do that then re: work.

You shouldn't lose out just because you grew a bollock!

I was on holiday so missed it live. Just wow. Kato you went above and beyond to serve sporndom. Hope it's all healed now.

Ohwhatfuckery, you need to look out for the thread on "Any ideas what this lump is?" if you've been away.

Respect. It made my eyes water just looking at it. Bet you don't miss it.

Pour a jug of warm water down the front of your fancy was you owe, this will ensure no pain.

You're a legend btw. Chieftain of the pus race.

I'm there Ebear. Had one myself many years ago, feckin evil.

How are you now op?

Not sure if it has already been mentioned but have any sporn threads (With pictures!) made it to the heights of Mumsnet classics?
Apologies kato but I have really enjoyed(strike out) sympathized with you through this and feel the shear size plus sporn obsessive content may justify an inclusion.

ohhhh do hope you are feeling better {smile}

Stay, I linked to BagOfHolly's epic cyst with pics, further up thread.

Ahhhh, poor Gym, he is not Classics worthy... Thank fuck he's gone, but have you heard our theory on BuggeroffBiebers thread that he's finding new 'hosts' like the MN class bear?

We're hoping to send him over to Net Huns instead! ;)

I nominated for classics and haven't heard back!!