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<klaxon> grape sized lump... hurts to sit down...

641 replies

KatoPotato · 14/04/2014 16:28

Wahhhh...

I've had this lump on my labia for many years now, hard but painless.

Since a few days ago - I blame spin class - it's got really big, red and painful. It's the size of a large grape and is mostly hard. I've had mag sulph paste on it, germolene, hot baths, tentative squeezes... nothing - It's hard to dress too, thanks to the location.

I've had similar before, hence my mag sulph knowledge, but this just doesnt seem to be coming to a head, paracetamol and ibuprofen are not touching the pain.

Any ideas???

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sittingatmydeskagain · 15/04/2014 21:41

Bloody hell, that's huge!!! Din't even think about touching it - it looks really angry.

MissUumellmahaye · 15/04/2014 21:42

Holy shite, that thing must be visible from space. Are you sure it's not a phantom twin or something?

Tinkerisdead · 15/04/2014 21:43

Can I just say I'd been too lazy to reset my password since Sat and have been lurking. But I just reset and logged in to try to see the picture.

HOLY FUCK!! I feel like Its gonna burst just looking at it. I often lurk on sporn threads but omg. You win!! Best photo ever. If i had that I couldn't stop myself from stabbing at it with needles.

PastaandCheese · 15/04/2014 21:45

That looks so painful. Shock

kalidanger · 15/04/2014 21:48

I'm imagining it muttering away, arguing with itself in some unearthly language :( Like a big, purple Gollum :(

Queenofknickers · 15/04/2014 21:49

I think you should go to A&E - I had v similar few years ago and they were very glad I'd gone in, poured morphine down my throat and I had it seen to under general anaesthetic next day. Bartolins abcess - known for hideous pain ThanksThanksThanksThanksThanksThanksThanksThanksThanksThanks

OooOooTheMonkey · 15/04/2014 21:50

Oh my love. That looks so awfully painful. Hope you get it sorted tomorrow. It totally looks like a bollock! Nicely cropped though! Wink

candycoatedwaterdrops · 15/04/2014 21:53

Having seen the pic, I really feel for you. Please do not poke it or touch it, just relax and hopefully tomorrow will bring follicle bollicle some relief.

Cake and Flowers

FunkyBoldRibena · 15/04/2014 21:55

I thought I felt a disturbance in the force this week, but it must have been the follicle bollicle's gravitational pull.

I'll pop my light sabre back under the stairs. As you were.

calamityjane · 15/04/2014 21:56

OMFG!!! Shock Hope you get it sorted tomorrow

FunkyBoldRibena · 15/04/2014 21:56

I'm really sorry, but if you look really closely there is a smiley face.

kalidanger · 15/04/2014 21:56

A light sabre might be just the thing to deal with this Hmm

mumof5plusazoo · 15/04/2014 21:59

Bloody hell poor you that looks agony. I really hope it all gets sorted tom.

SweetSilverSongOfALark · 15/04/2014 22:04

Holy cow! That's seriously impressive Easter Shock

PersonOfInterest · 15/04/2014 22:07

OMG. I thought you were probably exaggerating a bit.
Cake

PolkaSpottyDotty · 15/04/2014 22:10

I can see where I'd start squeezing if that was mine...

lazypepper · 15/04/2014 22:13

Fucking Hell. That is huuge.

Hopefully you'll get sorted out tomorrow.

Impressed with your stoicism!!

lazypepper · 15/04/2014 22:14

Fucking Hell. That is huuge.

Hopefully you'll get sorted out tomorrow.

Impressed with your stoicism!!

TSSDNCOP · 15/04/2014 22:18

Jaysus Kato. That is one mean Mofo.

Good luck tomorrow.

RobinSparkles · 15/04/2014 22:20

Good God in Wigan Kato, that looks sore! Shock

Yes, you are one very pretty lady! Envy

:o at having a leaving do for Gym. I'll have to come back tomorrow to say RIP Gym.

KatoPotato · 15/04/2014 22:20

Seriously I couldn't try to pop it, it has a pain force field that means my fingers can't get near it!

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Blueuggboots · 15/04/2014 22:20

I'm going to get out if bed to get my computer JUST to look at the photo...
How do I look at your profile Kato??

KatoPotato · 15/04/2014 22:22

Blue I've hid it again, don't et out of bed!

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Blueuggboots · 15/04/2014 22:24

Bahhh....??

Heathcliff27 · 15/04/2014 22:24

Shamelessly place marking. Hope you get on ok tomorrow kato