<klaxon> grape sized lump... hurts to sit down...

[KatoPotato]

Wahhhh...

I've had this lump on my labia for many years now, hard but painless.

Since a few days ago - I blame spin class - it's got really big, red and painful. It's the size of a large grape and is mostly hard. I've had mag sulph paste on it, germolene, hot baths, tentative squeezes... nothing - It's hard to dress too, thanks to the location.

I've had similar before, hence my mag sulph knowledge, but this just doesnt seem to be coming to a head, paracetamol and ibuprofen are not touching the pain.

Any ideas???

Bloody hell, that's huge!!! Din't even think about touching it - it looks really angry.

Holy shite, that thing must be visible from space. Are you sure it's not a phantom twin or something?

Can I just say I'd been too lazy to reset my password since Sat and have been lurking. But I just reset and logged in to try to see the picture.

HOLY FUCK!! I feel like Its gonna burst just looking at it. I often lurk on sporn threads but omg. You win!! Best photo ever. If i had that I couldn't stop myself from stabbing at it with needles.

That looks so painful.

I'm imagining it muttering away, arguing with itself in some unearthly language :( Like a big, purple Gollum :(

I think you should go to A&E - I had v similar few years ago and they were very glad I'd gone in, poured morphine down my throat and I had it seen to under general anaesthetic next day. Bartolins abcess - known for hideous pain

Oh my love. That looks so awfully painful. Hope you get it sorted tomorrow. It totally looks like a bollock! Nicely cropped though!

Having seen the pic, I really feel for you. Please do not poke it or touch it, just relax and hopefully tomorrow will bring follicle bollicle some relief.

and

I thought I felt a disturbance in the force this week, but it must have been the follicle bollicle's gravitational pull.

I'll pop my light sabre back under the stairs. As you were.

OMFG!!! Hope you get it sorted tomorrow

I'm really sorry, but if you look really closely there is a smiley face.

A light sabre might be just the thing to deal with this

Bloody hell poor you that looks agony. I really hope it all gets sorted tom.

Holy cow! That's seriously impressive

OMG. I thought you were probably exaggerating a bit.

I can see where I'd start squeezing if that was mine...

Fucking Hell. That is huuge.

Hopefully you'll get sorted out tomorrow.

Impressed with your stoicism!!

Fucking Hell. That is huuge.

Hopefully you'll get sorted out tomorrow.

Impressed with your stoicism!!

Jaysus Kato. That is one mean Mofo.

Good luck tomorrow.

Good God in Wigan Kato, that looks sore!

Yes, you are one very pretty lady!

:o at having a leaving do for Gym. I'll have to come back tomorrow to say RIP Gym.

Seriously I couldn't try to pop it, it has a pain force field that means my fingers can't get near it!

I'm going to get out if bed to get my computer JUST to look at the photo...
How do I look at your profile Kato??

Blue I've hid it again, don't et out of bed!

Bahhh....??

Shamelessly place marking. Hope you get on ok tomorrow kato