<klaxon> grape sized lump... hurts to sit down...

[KatoPotato]

Wahhhh...

I've had this lump on my labia for many years now, hard but painless.

Since a few days ago - I blame spin class - it's got really big, red and painful. It's the size of a large grape and is mostly hard. I've had mag sulph paste on it, germolene, hot baths, tentative squeezes... nothing - It's hard to dress too, thanks to the location.

I've had similar before, hence my mag sulph knowledge, but this just doesnt seem to be coming to a head, paracetamol and ibuprofen are not touching the pain.

Any ideas???

Oh good grief! That is one astronomicle bollicle!

You poor soul - I really think A&E is the best place for you, if only to make sure you are put on the surgical list for tomorrow.

You definitely get the MN Golden Klaxon award!

Respect!!!!! Good lord. I am not surprised it has a pulse!! Thank you for sharing you poor poor thing. But do enjoy the moment tomorrow.

kato - might be worth not having anything to eat or drink tonight after midnight - so when you go to the hospital tomorrow you can say you are op ready if they want to do GA!

Massive sympathy - it looks horrendously painful

I had a labial cyst when I was pregnant with ds4. My GP visibly recoiled when she saw it! It was the size of a plum (her words I never checked!) and I was booked in to have it drained under local, due to the pregnancy. As the surgeon was checking it out in theatre it burst, all over her. Thanks to the local I was able to the the vvvvvv grim after effect, that poor, poor doctor!

Hope all goes well for you Kato and you get some relief soon. Am gutted to have missed the pic though!

I missed the pic again, boo!

Hope you get some sleep tonight and tomorrow goes well. Sounds likely have a monster down there.

Never mind a pulse. That thing probably has it's own moon!

So I can have my fish finger sandwich just now though? Good point about fasting after 12

That has brought tears to my eyes, so God knows what it's doing to you. That is one mean follicle bollicle.

If they knock you out to drain it, do you think someone would video it for us you?

I have a beastly pain threshold my friend still hasn't forgiven me for downplaying a Caesarian recovery. But no lady wants a big comedy clowns nose bollicle in her trousers!

Oh bugger I missed it again & again-so I googled it & this is what appeared
i1.ytimg.com/vi/Ok4p6JCVrNI/hqdefault.jpg That isn't what I think it is- if so, you poor thing.

Please accept my heartfelt apologies Kato-no offence meant. You must be well fed up with this.

Not at all! I feel united! And we shall all have a leaving do for the bastard tomorrow?

yes have your sandwich, then fast after midnight and it will cut down any waiting you have to do. Hope it all goes OK - am sure you'll feel loads better once it is drained, it must be making you feel pretty unwell lovey x

Wow! That is impressive! I have to know whats inside of it….

Have I fucking missed it again?! All I can see are or penis specs and photos of you looking thin bitch!

Go ! Quick!

You are one brave lady Kato. I keep missing the photo (that's what I get for doing my mum duties... tsk tsk I miss all the MN fun!) But fingers crossed for you and good riddance to Bollicle tomorrow ((hugs))

Fuuuuuuucccckkkkkkkkk

Missed the pic I had a sporn thread last week with video but sadly I hadn't realised I was going to sporn until it actually burst so the pacing of my story was all wrong and I only got to 2 pages

You are doing a much much much better job :o

I've seen it, yay!! Kato extra ((hugs)) for you

Bloody hell! That's worried me,I get a lump every now and then not that big and I stick it with a pin when it hurts but could imagine it going that way if I left it.
Good luck with it!

shamelessly marking place

hope you get it sorted asap op

Seen the pic!!!! Bloody hell!!! It's so furious you can't even see where the head might form!!