<klaxon> grape sized lump... hurts to sit down...

[KatoPotato]

Wahhhh...

I've had this lump on my labia for many years now, hard but painless.

Since a few days ago - I blame spin class - it's got really big, red and painful. It's the size of a large grape and is mostly hard. I've had mag sulph paste on it, germolene, hot baths, tentative squeezes... nothing - It's hard to dress too, thanks to the location.

I've had similar before, hence my mag sulph knowledge, but this just doesnt seem to be coming to a head, paracetamol and ibuprofen are not touching the pain.

Any ideas???

I was at the allotment when the photo was revealed and feel that I can say 'bollocks' that I missed it. Bollocks. There.

AIBU? My host keeps pissing on me, it's not my fault I'm so big?

Kato, does the bollock have a name? It needs a name ;)

Gutted! I had to go in the loft and managed to miss all three showings of the photo

Hope you get some relief tomorrow and some kick arse painkillers.

He's called Gym, based on my excuse to work and the cause of his angry outburst!

Why can't I see the photo??!!!!!!!!

For fuck's sake. That's twice I've missed the photo!

What a day: oscar pistorious cross examination; lurking on your thread and looking after two babies.

Could you just put it up again, pppllleeeeaaassee. If a Matthew Wright researcher calls, you can just pretend that someone stole your online identity so no worries there

Dammit, missed it again!

Oh dear, missed the pic.

Seriously though poor you, it sounds horrendous. And really mega painful.

You will probably need a GA to drain it, surgically it has to be really cleaned out and most likely packed. I work in theatres and see lots of abcesses, I dont think I have ever seen a labial one done under anything but GA or sedation. You will feel so much better after though, lots of sympathy from me!

I missed the pic! Please repost, pretty please!!!

I hope you are ok in all seriousness, Kato. And that they give you some good drugs tomorrow when they drain it.

What's up.

Please put the photo up again. And find a go pro...

Oh noooo!!!!!

Right go look quick!!!

Fuck me!

Holy cow that's a big bugger!

OOOOWWWWWW! Oh my, poor poor you.

This thread id brilliant Kato but god love you, I missed the pic but I can only imagine. Ive squeezed so many of these in my time but yours sounds so utterly awful...hope you get sorted soon and come out with your vag in tact!

fuck that looks painful, similar to the one I had on my labia minora, it popped by itself but I now have a hole in said flap!

Fuck me that's the first ever look I've had of myself, and I ain't pretty.

OMG just saw the photo you poor poor love :(

Holy Mahoney.

Yeah really katosbollock... Now do fuck off dear!!

Jeez. That is a fucking monster! I had a pea sized one once and I thought that was bad. Hope you get it sorted OP!