<klaxon> grape sized lump... hurts to sit down...

[KatoPotato]

Wahhhh...

I've had this lump on my labia for many years now, hard but painless.

Since a few days ago - I blame spin class - it's got really big, red and painful. It's the size of a large grape and is mostly hard. I've had mag sulph paste on it, germolene, hot baths, tentative squeezes... nothing - It's hard to dress too, thanks to the location.

I've had similar before, hence my mag sulph knowledge, but this just doesnt seem to be coming to a head, paracetamol and ibuprofen are not touching the pain.

Any ideas???

oh my fucking god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Respect!! That look so painful!

Sweet baby Jesus that thing is mahoosive!

Oh no I didn't!

Fucking hell that looks sore! I agree with the PP who said you're going for I&D tomorrow.

Oh fuck really? Am I going to end up on the Wright Stuff?

Jesus wept. That's... Impressive.

De-lurking after that pic!! Good God, you poor thing, that looks mahoosive. I really hope you get some relief tomorrow.

Oh.My.Lord

You are my favourite ever sporner. What dedication to the cause.

Mine was so deep in it couldnt be poped so needed cut then stitched in a way to allow the fluid to drain, I had some codeine to take the pain away.

Holy Fuck Kato, I'd seriously consider A&E if the pain gets worse. That's one serious bollicle.

popped I mean, then I was advised to refrain from sex for 6 weeks. I'm a single parent The relief from the throbbing was immediate

I can't see your photos no more. Is it 'cause I'm a creepy freak who complimented you on a thread about you vagina's bollock?

Embarrassing Bodies Live is on C4 if you need a diversion.....

Holy mother of God! How has that beast not popped?! You will be drenched in gallons of glooply gore!

Don't interfere with that thing, you need medical intervention and an exorcism

You are the best mumsnet sporner ever. Respect.

The pain is actually better than yesterday, when painkillers wouldn't touch it. Have found a comfy sitting position and the codeine is working.

DH has gone to get the component parts to make me a fish finger sandwich. I couldn't eat yesterday.

You're all lovely, thanks for being interested in my bollicle, it's honestly making this awful situation a little bit better.

Missed the pic. Been lurking and now offering muchos sympathy. Sounds so ouch!! Hope it goes soon!

Awww no candy, sorry I panicked after the advice about personal details! You are not a creep, you've made a girl who currently feels like a monster feel very happy x

Wow Kato so many delurkers! Just remember I was here for you from the beginning with my comparatively insignificant fanjo sporn story

Yes you were big

Just think, this time tomorrow, the bollickle, one way or another will be gone.

I think the bollicle should have its own facebook page.

That's it, you're right. I'm a bit scared about the procedure though... Will they numb me?

I am sure they would numb you.. Maybe you can ask for ametop to be applied?

I'm waiting for it to start posting on mumsnet complaining about Kato

It looks a right angry fucker - would fit in well on AIBU