LIGHTen up and fatten up -WHETE!

[BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger]

Would you like to gain a stone by easter?

If the answer is yes, then this is the place for you. We are the Worst Healthy Eating Thread Ever, or WHETE.

I'm Bitter, and with the help of the lovely ladies on this thread I have gained half a stone since christmas.

We are all doing it in our own way, some are stuffing chocolate, some are gorging on carbs, I have chosen to quit smoking and combine my newly discovered taste buds with no exercise whatsoever.

So if you would like to spend your days chatting about things you have eaten, things you are going to eat or hell, just things you would like to eat, pull up a bariatric chair and tuck in.

No timewasters.

he is nice. I just can't spell oesphagus??

BITTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Hello poppet!

I survived. Its dull and boring as Im just doing crap stuff till i get back into it. And my eyes are killing me. I get this weird conjunctivitis thing where they get really sorry and gooey. Just keep washing them with optrex at mo, staring at screen not helping so will turn off in min and have bath.

it was okay for one day saf but i just realised i have to do it 4 days a week. shit.

Can you all tell me I'm a twat please? I found a half pack of ciggies.

Salt water Bri

Sendthem to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Will do. once I have smoked them.

This is the 3rd time I have cheated, my 12th fag this year.

Thankyou lovely

OOOh, I could so spoil it for you

I'm off to watch MP in a bit.

Bitter - twat! But, huge hugs to you too babes. FFS, you are dealing with loads still.

Start a fresh whenever you feel ready. No pressure. Mwahs xxx

Brian - I have that too - shitty/sticky/gooey eye each morning. WFT? Have you been snogging me?

Mouse, you are not exactly reticent with your snogs.

I could use anything as an excuse with the smoking, but I guess 12 in 25 days is better than the 1000 plus I would have usually smoked

Off to bed lushies. I need to sleep.

Night night. Love you all lots.

But not as much as Dubs

I won't replace them, I only want one when I have a drink.

I can't afford to replace them anyway. I have persuaded DH to take a mortgage payment break so we may be able to get a pup.

Night Gorgeous xxx

the damn? the damn cat ds sexy neighbour ???

no idea re dubs, she must be shagging again

off to work in a minute, wfh i cant see out of my left eye.

bitter - think of the money you save not buying fags as money towards that puppy, amazing what a strong enough incentive can do!

morning all, hope you eye clears up Brian (oh so nearly put your real name there, struggled to remember the user name, DOH).

am in the library (wanted to have a proper look on as there seems to have been trouble at the mill SN board recently.

Morning, tis me, Mouse.

Brian - Brolene eye drops.

SAF - EE won best series drama and Lacey Turner won her category.

TC - trouble? At the SN Boards?

Dubs has left us for a man hasn't she? Slaaaaaaaaaaaaag

I'm going to text her and tell her she has 24 hours to come back to us or she's out!

Morning all, did good on the food front yesterday but then blew it all away by eating two buns last night.
Now here comes the excuses
As well as working full time I am part time carer for my mother who has dementia which has really disimproved over the last few weeks so am staying with her most nights as she is like a child and can't be left on her own. Anyway went home from work yesterday, made dinner for myself and two daughters still at home, cleaned up, put on wash etc and at 7.30pm went down to my mothers and sat watching telly with her. Was bored and tired and on a late visit to kitchen the buns were calling me and I hadn't the energy to resist

Desire - sorry to hear about your mum, that must be so hard for you to deal with and to watch.

I take it that you do the shopping for your mum? Maybe don't buy any buns this week? or swap them for biscuits?

To be fair, we all do that. You've seen it on here no doubt, the confessions! Don't beat yourself up about it. Just keep going.

It's like quitting smoking or booze, if you wobble just start again the next day.

Is there any chance that you could get some help caring for your mum, you have so much on your plate already.