LIGHTen up and fatten up -WHETE!

[BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger]

Would you like to gain a stone by easter?

If the answer is yes, then this is the place for you. We are the Worst Healthy Eating Thread Ever, or WHETE.

I'm Bitter, and with the help of the lovely ladies on this thread I have gained half a stone since christmas.

We are all doing it in our own way, some are stuffing chocolate, some are gorging on carbs, I have chosen to quit smoking and combine my newly discovered taste buds with no exercise whatsoever.

So if you would like to spend your days chatting about things you have eaten, things you are going to eat or hell, just things you would like to eat, pull up a bariatric chair and tuck in.

No timewasters.

Morning all, breaking down my weight loss goal, I turn 48 on February 8th which is a weigh in night for me, so ... want to weigh under 12st on that night, so need to lose 5 and a bit pound for that night, all suggestions greatly appreciated

Morning, tis me, Mouse.

FFF!! Hoorah. Sauage toastie and huge mug of coffee. Lush.

Desire - that's DD's birthday too! Agree with SAF, water, sweating and very little food. Soups and cereals.

Bitter - if were you, I'd not post on that thread anymore and let it pie die.

I miss Dubs too.

Brian called me MoleFace. I'm gonna kick her arse later

Washing and online shopping here today, cleaning and tidying too. More shit for the tip! FreeCycle is ace for getting rid of all your unwanted, charity shop can't/won't take type stuff.

We're FreeCycling like mad at the mo. Amazing what people want.

Not possible so ??

Hey everyone

Slice of Nobloaf, I'm starving

I have done an online shop, sorted out the sock mountain and stuck a wash in. Need to nip to tesco to get dinner for tonight.

Dee, come baaaaack

Have done online shop too. Spooky or what.

3 loads of washing done, had a convo with MIL, and reserved new bedding at Argos, lush feather quilt ahhhh.

Desire - low cal, low fat, low or slow release carbs then? Maybe have a squiz on Google for meal ideas? High protein meals will keep you feeling fuller for longer too.

Plus loads of water to flush your system out.

And? So's mine

Back from tesco, paid some cheques into the bank and stocked up on anti ageing stuff from Boots.

My house is also a tip.

Yep, my dining room is a war zone. The kitchen is a shit tip and health hazard, the lounge needs cleaning and I can't even begin to look at upstairs.

Same issues as you SAF, once you start pulling the junk out, you can't stop and have nowhere to put it!

Nemo is refusing sleep. AGAIN!

Bitter - anti-aging? Is this because you'll be older as of Sunday

It's 3 for two on no 7 atm and I had a gift card so I paid £18 for 3x protect and perfect serum - bargain!!

And I will still be younger than you, roden't breath

No, I am dewy skinned and deluded youthful still

I've namechanged for a very good reason. Just for today.

Okey Cokey

Some housework done..... more laundry to do.

I'll be lucky to sit down before 9pm tonight but then it's all done

I've done about 4 loads of laundry. Quick sit down then time to pick up DS.