LIGHTen up and fatten up -WHETE!

[BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger]

Would you like to gain a stone by easter?

If the answer is yes, then this is the place for you. We are the Worst Healthy Eating Thread Ever, or WHETE.

I'm Bitter, and with the help of the lovely ladies on this thread I have gained half a stone since christmas.

We are all doing it in our own way, some are stuffing chocolate, some are gorging on carbs, I have chosen to quit smoking and combine my newly discovered taste buds with no exercise whatsoever.

So if you would like to spend your days chatting about things you have eaten, things you are going to eat or hell, just things you would like to eat, pull up a bariatric chair and tuck in.

No timewasters.

Love it!

I'm Mouse and have a mild addiction to cheddar cheese.

I'm actually losing weight at the moment so will no doubt be drummed out of the LIGHTer club some time soon.

I want to lose another half stone by Easter, taking me to 9.6 stone.

First, I have to learn to stop gorging on cheese, chocolate and cock carbs

Oh, and hormental weeks are weeks 'off', as are FFFs (Fat Free Fridays) when you get to eat what ever you want, full fat everything!

Roflmao bitter, sadly true, phone brb

DH has agreed to halves on the pup for my birthday if it's legit!

Have e-mailed the seller.

I'm UNO/crunch, and I just ate a snickers bar

:o

UNO!

I have to go to work but fabulous to see you

Bitter that's fab about the pup.

UNO!!! Mwahs to you chocolate breath!

Now girls, you know the rules, the other thread needs filling first.

Norty.

Chicken burger and a kfc chicken strip for dinner, oops. Fifteen mins on wii. Fifteen long hard minutes. If only you hadnt reminded me i need to exercise every day

Hey TC

Does your 15 mins burn off cals consumed? Is Wii clever enough to tell you?

Yep - £2 quid a night lovely.

Ah, I see re Wii. I wasn't sure if you could put in what you've eaten and it sayd to you that you need to burn of X cals to get rid of the cake you've scoffed!

Anywho, I did 30 mins of racing cars on the floor with Nemo and cooked and done housework so have burned off my two choc biscuits that I caved into this afternoon

Where is that Brian? And that bloomin Dubs!

Is desire at WW tonight??

Fecking typos, sorry, Nemo is on my knee so typing one handed, left too!

Apparently it burnt off eighty three calories but not sure how accurate it is.

Ah yes, I forgot Brian was out.

Dubs best NOT be shaggin! She owes us gossip FFS!

Ah well, just you, me and TC then

83 cals is not bad TC. Do you feel better for doing it?

Off to bed. Beyond tired.

Night night lovely lushies xxxx

:)

This is definitely a hormonal binge. Oh dear oh dear. I'm taking the week off eating healthily. I always look so bloated at this time of the month anyway, there's no point. Humph.

Morning all.

DS has been up since 5

I'm on Holly-day

Looks like the pup has already gone.

Morning, weighed in last night, and .... I have put on a pound but lost 2 pound in body fat
Am back in the zone today, have water, yoghurt and apple with me to work for snack, had 2 slices of wholemeal toast this morning but had no protein, was going to have boiled egg but had no eggs so wasn't possible.

Morning, tis me, Mouse.

Bitter - OH NO! that the pup has gone. Wasn't meant to be and maybe for a good reason? Like you being fleeced?

Yayayayayayay for being on hols. Nearly your birthday to birthday girl!

Desire - that's actually not that bad. And I bet not as bad as you thought it would be?

Re protein, how about a chicken salad? Can you get out at lunch at all? As long as it's low fat/low cals, you should be okay as you'll burn the carbs off today, rather than them sitting with you at night.

Another noght of broken sleep. I think I'm getting used to it.

Woke up drenched in sweat and sore throat again.

Not sure what that's about.

Busy day here, Nemo's nurse and SALT are coming today. One at 11, one at 2pm so if I vanish, that's why!

Where is that bloody Dubs?

I AM THE QUEEN OF TYPOS!

Thanks Mouse, was seriously expecting to have put on about 3 pounds, thanks for suggestion re lunch, chicken salad it is so:) Certainly sounds like you have a busy day ahead of you!

Swing those legs too! Nice and slowly, controlled movements.

Actually, You could get some ankle weights, like these?

Assuming that your desk is closed at the back?

I'm aching today after being on the floor playing with Nemo.

That'll teach me!