LIGHTen up and fatten up -WHETE!

[BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger]

Would you like to gain a stone by easter?

If the answer is yes, then this is the place for you. We are the Worst Healthy Eating Thread Ever, or WHETE.

I'm Bitter, and with the help of the lovely ladies on this thread I have gained half a stone since christmas.

We are all doing it in our own way, some are stuffing chocolate, some are gorging on carbs, I have chosen to quit smoking and combine my newly discovered taste buds with no exercise whatsoever.

So if you would like to spend your days chatting about things you have eaten, things you are going to eat or hell, just things you would like to eat, pull up a bariatric chair and tuck in.

No timewasters.

Morning all :)

Hope town isn't too awful saf.

Hey dubs, you've got nothing but sympathy from me. I'm still getting night sweats, still not at work. Had a temp pushing 40 for five days, it's kinda taken it out of me.

Morning, tis me, Mouse.

Just wearing this in honour of the late, great AnyFucker

Soon be back to normal.

Sorry for rough nights.

We woke up to 3 poos and a lake of wee, well, I say 'we', I mean DH

Mouse

Morning all, clean kitchen again this morning - there is hope mouse!

I have a house full after school and need to do shopping and Ironing - Argh!!

I have just worked out that DD calls Digby 'Digger' because of Big Barn Farm, not because she can't say Digby

Aww, I like 'Digger' and it is kinda like Digby.

So, how do I train the wolf to poo and wee outside? Seriously?!

On-line shop needs doing today.

Wrt toilet training, all you can do is ignore the inside wees and poos and praise to the high heavens the outside ones.

You don't need to explicitly scold if seth goes inside - they are intelligent little things and he will pick up on your disapproval. They aren't reliable until they are about 6 months anyway.

It will be easier once he has his jabs and will go out for walks. Is he paper trained?

I need to do an online shop too.

Paper trained? No, don't know what that is.

I do ignore indoor P&W, and you'd think he was our PFB when he goes outside! So much praise, I bet our neighbours think we're bonkers

Well,............

Thanks Bitter, glad to know I'm not doing anything wrong.

No, you are doing fine.

Paper trained - If you put newspaper down at night, will he go on that?

No, he'd just eat it!

Great name babes x

Bye SAF xx

Hope it's okay.

Have fun

Off to do busyness xx

Laters xx

Will have a nice shiny new thread waiting for you for your return xx

Hey mousie :) how's it going?

Hey you, are you any better? xx

Much better than I was, just recovering now really. Feel terrible but think the virus has been beaten. Back to work tomorrow. Then I'll have a week's worth of stuff to catch up on. No one will have covered for me. It's going to be a rough couple of weeks. Hate being off so long :(

How're you?

I'm good sweets. Just had the whole house re plumbed, new boiler, new rads, new pipework..... no hot water/heat for a week.

Electrics are next, complete re-wire. Then we can start to decorate inside. The lekky is so dangerous, all the spraks that come out to do any work are always terrified by what they find.

Tis shite. xx

Hey UNO

So much for busyness. Started an online shop then fell asleep

Need to sort laundry and tidy the kitchen before the school run.

I would happily fall asleep. Everyone else in this house is. The cat and dog are snoring loudly at me.

Lots to do but I'm too ill to start so I'm just slobbing today.

Replumbing?! Where do you find the energy to put up with all this work? I'd go nuts.

And bitter! How's you lady? It seems like forever since we did anything but pass in the night :o

Up to my ears in puppy, kids and housework. It's chaos

As cute as puppies and kittens are I hate having them in the house! They're like extra mobile babies with tendencies to chew things. Highly annoying :).

I like them once they grow up.

New thread

Mwah xxxx