LIGHTen up and fatten up -WHETE!

[BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger]

Would you like to gain a stone by easter?

If the answer is yes, then this is the place for you. We are the Worst Healthy Eating Thread Ever, or WHETE.

I'm Bitter, and with the help of the lovely ladies on this thread I have gained half a stone since christmas.

We are all doing it in our own way, some are stuffing chocolate, some are gorging on carbs, I have chosen to quit smoking and combine my newly discovered taste buds with no exercise whatsoever.

So if you would like to spend your days chatting about things you have eaten, things you are going to eat or hell, just things you would like to eat, pull up a bariatric chair and tuck in.

No timewasters.

I'm not here I'm cleaning. Pics of pup soon please Mouse?

Digby is a non farter, thank goodnes but he always was a confident little thing.

Glad you talked with DS saf xx

Oooh how did i miss the arrival of wolfy soz didnt reply last nite mousey had a bath and bed

Take that book I lent you Saf, it's very good

House is clean and tidy for what feels like the first timec in months

I'm starving, can't wait for my friend to get here so I can pig on chinese.

I think DS has got conjunctivitus, so will have to say No.

Weird thing is, DD kept saying 'Jack's eyes hurt' over and over again when he was at school yesterday and perfectly fine. Wooooooo

Evening all.

I am officially as mad as a bastard for getting this wolf.

He's bonkers! Super fluffy but bonkers!!

Dust for dinner as I don't know what I want.

Wolf wiffs. My house smells of wolf

And I have a brown leather sofa.

I'm doomed aren't I?

Wolf fantastic, you lot are so funny.

What was all the 'dont come bitter ive been a twat' stuff? was saf declaring sapphic love for bitter???

what you getting for your birthday total? anything good?

dd1 had a lovely day thank you mouse, has been playing with zoobals, squinkies and tangled disney stuff. i love the squinkies!!

bitter - your dd is freaking me out

dubs - whens your next shag??

Night SAF. Love ya xxx

Bed for me too. Night night lushies xxxxxxxx

morning doggers.

dd1s party today so wont be around till late.

Try to sort that doggy smell out before I get back will you

xx

Morning loons.

I smell wolf

5 piddles and 1 poo inside so far, 1 poo outside. First jabs done, weighed, and more feed bought.

He's got to stay on Bakers for a few more weeks. He's sleeping again, slept through til 7.30

I'm trying to get my house back into some sort of order.

Have fun SAF

Brian..... rather you than me.

Afternoon. DC are driving me up the wall. I have finally crumbled and put the TV on so I can have a in peace.

The Bearcub has not poed inside for the last 3 days but still keeps peeing on the carpet !!

Good luck with the party brian, good luck with soft play saf and good luck with the wolfcub mouse

Wolf is sleeping in the kitchen, seems happy.

We're up to 8 piddles inside and another poo outside.

I'm cleaning and tidying and trying to put the house back together again.

DD is out with her friends , they came and called for her

Nemo is still in his PJs

Steak and wedges with some fizz tonight. Celebrating the end of the weekd from hell and Valentine's all in the one day.

I was too hot last night

Ew to reheated chinese. Burger and chips here then off to work. Later Lushies xx