LIGHTen up and fatten up -WHETE!

[BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger]

Would you like to gain a stone by easter?

If the answer is yes, then this is the place for you. We are the Worst Healthy Eating Thread Ever, or WHETE.

I'm Bitter, and with the help of the lovely ladies on this thread I have gained half a stone since christmas.

We are all doing it in our own way, some are stuffing chocolate, some are gorging on carbs, I have chosen to quit smoking and combine my newly discovered taste buds with no exercise whatsoever.

So if you would like to spend your days chatting about things you have eaten, things you are going to eat or hell, just things you would like to eat, pull up a bariatric chair and tuck in.

No timewasters.

I had a kebab on thursday

Just had to put a new tube in for Nemo.

DD text and said can you come and get me, it's going dark and it's cold.

Er, nope, I'm in the middle of a feed and DH is with the wolf, you're only round the corner, come home.

She then spent 5 minutes arguing with me when she could have been home in that time.

Queue Nemo wandering round the lounge dragging his feedset by his face and his tube coming out.

Fecking brilliant.

Is it drink o'clock yet?

Enjoy work Bitter.

Over tired SAF

Cuddles, a story and bed? DS, not you

How has he been today? How was he at soft play?

Have a MWAH instead xxxxx

Glad he was okay and feels like that, he could bottle it and make a fortune.

oi ive got a thread over in chat, come give me your wisdom please!!

Yes, she's home and very apologetic once I told her.

She's much better than of late xx

Brian - will go look, hope DD1 had a good day.

what have i missed re dd mouse? will go read back x

i need to find those old benefits threads from ages ago i'm sure there were loads of ace comebacks on there.

I know, it speeds past when you're engrossed in MN

Night night goddesses of food

The wolf is quiet, had a wee outside with me then came in and had a shit on the kitchen floor!

We'll get there, I loves him I dos.

Night night xxxxxxxxx

Hey. Should be asleep but wanted to say hey.

DH has admitted he loves the Bearcub. Work was hell. mouse I think you are certifiable getting a wolfcub. Good luck, you will need it

And there goes my verbal vomiting loves you all xxxx don't expect an early post from me.

Morning all. Someone put the kettle on?