LIGHTen up and fatten up -WHETE!

[BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger]

Would you like to gain a stone by easter?

If the answer is yes, then this is the place for you. We are the Worst Healthy Eating Thread Ever, or WHETE.

I'm Bitter, and with the help of the lovely ladies on this thread I have gained half a stone since christmas.

We are all doing it in our own way, some are stuffing chocolate, some are gorging on carbs, I have chosen to quit smoking and combine my newly discovered taste buds with no exercise whatsoever.

So if you would like to spend your days chatting about things you have eaten, things you are going to eat or hell, just things you would like to eat, pull up a bariatric chair and tuck in.

No timewasters.

Tomorrow is FFF. So bacon butties are on me (as opposed to Milky Bars)

Where are you all? Stop pretending you have a life and come and ask me how my day has gone so far.

I feel fecking drained.

SAF - mwah hug and mwah xxxx

Aw chick have been variusly working, at parents evening, food shopping and writing book reviews. So how was today, did you have physio and hydro?

I did but I cancelled. My left knee and hip are killing me.

Done too much which was always going to be the case this week.

I can hardly walk. Silly Mouse.

How are you other than busy almost Birthday girl?

Bed.

SAF - love you xx

Night all xx

Morning loons, tis me, Mouse.

DH is off to get the wolf soon

Dubs - thank you for my texts. Have you been to sleep at all??

Brian - how's Mole? HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO DD1 xxxxxxxxx hope her card arrived.

SAF - hugs.

Bitter - are you working later lovely? I may need some wolf tips.

TC - are you at work today?

• desire!!! Come back, it's FFF

Bacon toastie. Lush.

Morning all, DH let me sleep late. Bacon roll for FFF (that's fat free February )

My friend is coming over for a chinese tonight. I deserve to be fat.

Morning toots xx

Dh is on his way back with the Wolf, he's grown a fair bit since I saw him last but he's still all fluffy.

Awwwwww.

He's HUGE!!!!! Will try and get some photos and put them on FB.

Nemo is finally asleep. Seth is eating my slippers

Nemo cries at Seth, Seth barks at the workmen.

I.

Am.

Fecking.

Mad.

Nemo is on the sofa.

Wolf is lying on the lounge floor!

He is uber uber cute, all soft and fluffy, looks like a fuzz ball with legs

He's just piddled on the lounge floor, he had a bath this morning in Dove and his farts smell like kebab.

Other than that, he's adorable.

How's DS today SAF?

Phew, can't cope with permanent stinky farts

DS will be grand. He has you and he'll work the rest out himself.

He has YOU SAF xx