LIGHTen up and fatten up -WHETE!

[BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger]

Would you like to gain a stone by easter?

If the answer is yes, then this is the place for you. We are the Worst Healthy Eating Thread Ever, or WHETE.

I'm Bitter, and with the help of the lovely ladies on this thread I have gained half a stone since christmas.

We are all doing it in our own way, some are stuffing chocolate, some are gorging on carbs, I have chosen to quit smoking and combine my newly discovered taste buds with no exercise whatsoever.

So if you would like to spend your days chatting about things you have eaten, things you are going to eat or hell, just things you would like to eat, pull up a bariatric chair and tuck in.

No timewasters.

Miss you? Darn tootin' xx

Yep SAF, the men and their mess arrive anywhere between 8 and 10am.

The pub opens at 3pm.

That's where I'll be

Fabulous time

Good luck for tomorrow Mouse. I will be retiring to watch some shit TV and eat takeaway soon.

yo

whose birthdays have i missed? did mouse. got total's here. your dd soon mouse? what does she like? got bitters here. god im rubbish.

DD likes M&Co. Or cold hard cash

Seriously, just a card will make her day. She's 12 on Tuesday

12! I have a 12 year old. I have the oldest child.

How are you Brian? Missed you of late. Not the same with you working xx

M&CO my gran likes M&Co. You need to have words

You is ancient Mouse

ok thanks, just got cold (again). Been visiting Gran today so bit hetic. Think Ive convinced her to get ADs though so hopefully she'll improve soon. Got dds party next Sat so will be manic then too all weekend with DB/SIL up for it all weekend.

How you feeling? My spd has calmed down again today, think future trips to London need to be surrounded by working from home days to rest pelvis.

Is Dubs shagging again?

And where's beautiful Saf? xx

SAF may be asleep. She's done in bless her.

No, M&Co has 'Kylie' for 7-early teens. She loves it! Costs me a bomb when we go in.

And yes, you fucker, I know I'm old. I had her at 24. For all the right reasons

Nope, Dubs is not shagging, he's gone back. She's a bit tipsy though

My SPD/SI Joint issues are bad today but that's because I've done heaps today ready for tomorrow.

When you go to London, make sure you take some decent pain meds and trainers/flats for travel.

They really will help you. Stick your heels/smart shoes on when you get there.

listened to you on flats and wore trainers around ikea, definitely helped.

Do you let her wear make up?

Yep, eyeshadow and lip gloss.

She's taller than me Brian, can't really argue with her!

If you are thinking make-up, she's not in any need of eye make-up.

Maybe nails and lips??

Thanks though, really nice of you. I wore my necklace on weds when PIL/SIL were here.

They all noticed it and asked about it. I told them and about why you got it me.

They all think you're lovely.

Morning all

Digs is now sleeping through until 7, it really does seem to get easier doesn't it?

Work today, ho hum.

Dog food won't harm the cat but cat food has too much of something in it that is not good for dogs long term (I think!)

Feed the cat in the barn?

Oh, and digs has now learnt 'down'

Morning, tis me, Mouse.

I have two men in my house. Well, one man and a boy.

Wish me luck.

Only if you wish me luck at work.

Laters lovelies xx

you've got a barn????????

mouse - thats cos i am lovely

right off to try to get evil to sleep xx
good luck at work bitter.

MY HOUSE IS BEING TORN APART!!!!

Good luck at work Bitter xx

Good luck with Evil Brian xx

vair windy here.

mole did sleep but throw up (third time) everywhere first. Covered me, sofa, carpet, her etc etc. Dont think its reflux think she might have bug.

Dubs - crap

Dubs - you look as lush as ever.

Brian - sounds that way, or something she's eaten?

SAF - I want to live near you and have that tradition. The chippy here is crap.

Old rads off downstairs, new rads on.

Nemo has nowhere to sleep so if I vanish, it's because he's alseep on my arm or something