LIGHTen up and fatten up -WHETE!

[BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger]

Would you like to gain a stone by easter?

If the answer is yes, then this is the place for you. We are the Worst Healthy Eating Thread Ever, or WHETE.

I'm Bitter, and with the help of the lovely ladies on this thread I have gained half a stone since christmas.

We are all doing it in our own way, some are stuffing chocolate, some are gorging on carbs, I have chosen to quit smoking and combine my newly discovered taste buds with no exercise whatsoever.

So if you would like to spend your days chatting about things you have eaten, things you are going to eat or hell, just things you would like to eat, pull up a bariatric chair and tuck in.

No timewasters.

But that's just it - OT makes sure that Nemo and I, and the rest of the family can function on a day to day basis, no matter what we need

You'd be ace xxx

To you and you and you.......

All childers dispatched home. One remains to sleepover.

It's oh so quiet, it's all so still.

It's oh so quiet and so peaceful until....

I'm pogged on pizza.

May have a glass of vino then bedfordshire.

How are we all? Well, those that are here

Your teaching experience wld be v useful i imagine in dealing with public and i imagine you wld have taught kids with sen. Also you cld consider aba work or early intervention work with kids with asd or other sn.

SAF - you could work in a hospital and do community visits which is what Nemo's OT does.

Hope you get some sleep lovley, you seem done in xxxx

I quite fancy the brother with the short hair in it

Dean?

Off to watch TV with DH.

Night SAF, sleep well sweets xxxx

Morning, tis me, Mouse.

Just got up SAF, sorry. Sunday is my lie in day.

Why aren't you sleeping lovely? What's causing that I wonder?

Girls were/are good as gold when it's just them.

Big breakfast and roast beef later. All good.

Will do, catch you later lovely xx

I have 7 more loads of washing to do before tomorrow.

The house tearing apart starts at 8am. I may have to move out and come back when it's finished.

Beef nearly ready, dining room de-cluttered, almost all the washing done, lunches made.

Is it wine o'clock yet?

God SAF, I get that at my folks' house when my sister and her brood are there.

I actually squeeze my eyes shut and screw up my face!

It's always a relief to get in the car to come home.

Hey Hey! Did you miss me?